Johanna
johannarmaria
Johanna·Мама сына (2 года), беременна (28 нед.)

When you sneeze hard and clench yourself so you don't pee yourself , only to let go a second later and realise you failed 😅 Sneezing is my least favorite thing to do 😭 ughhh

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

@i_accidentally, that’s not even half of it. I’ll just shamefully take my trophy and walk away. 🤣

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i_accidentally
i_accidentally·Мама троих детей

@dontspankme 😂😂😭well damn... you win spank

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

@i_accidentally, after my third it’s all the time. I tried playing jump rope with my daughter... 😂😂😂 nope! Last week I forgot and was in a rush to take my son to school. Walking home with all the beautiful trees, I kept sneezing and you know.. walked home wet took a shower and cried. Same old same old.

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i_accidentally
i_accidentally·Мама троих детей

@dontspankme after 3 kids, panty liners are a must😩😬 RIP

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

@i_accidentally, same and I hate it. I once hurt my back trying to squeeze my legs together and sneeze. I couldn’t stand up straight after that whole day. Allergy season forget about it y’all don’t want to know! 😂

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johannarmaria
Johanna·Мама сына (2 года), беременна (28 нед.)

@i_accidentally girl after I had my son it happened but now that I'm preggo it's even worse 😅

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i_accidentally
i_accidentally·Мама троих детей

This happens to me sometimes and I'm not even pregnant😩

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