Last night dd was "playing planets" with my mom and her bf. My mom was Pluto and her bf was Uranus. I told her to give them a hug and kiss good night & she comes back saying "I kissed Uranus!" 😂. I was dying. She says a lot of funny things, but this one was pretty good.
I feel like there hasn't been a funny what kids say post in a while. Anyone else have one? Lol
My sweet baby girl gained her angel wings this morning. She was my best friend, my true love my everything. She was so happy and beautiful, I'm struggling to say good bye. Sleep tight princess, mummy and daddy love you very very much ❤
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
What's wrong with a Bumbo? I am visiting my in-laws for Mothers Day and I brought my daughters Bumbo along for the trip. Well my in-laws just thought it was the coolest thing. DH's cousin is pregnant and her mom asks her, "did you see the baby's Bumbo chair?" and she snaps "yes!", and her mom asks "do you want one for the baby?" and she goes "NO! I will never use one of those for my child!" and then no one said anything else about it.
Yall I'm so pissed right now! My husband has no respect I swear to god he is annoying some times! My mom called me up and we talked for over 20 minutes. She said she had her stuff packed and ready to leave her bf because of some drama with his grandchild (6yr old calling her a bitch, hitting her, slapping her, and telling her he hates her) so I told her if she wants or ever needs to she can come stay the night or move back it doesn't matter to me that my house is always her home too! She said she took the kid to his mom's work and dropped him off and was on his way back so she decided to stay there for now and she will see what happens. Thays fine. So I went and told my husband and before I could tell him everything about the situation I was pissed cause he opened his big ass mouth and I got defensive! I started to say my mom packed her stuff and was going to come stay here for a night and before I could say she changed her mind he said "Omg! I hope you talked her out of it!". So he apparently is annoyed by my mom. Which I don't really give a fuck if she annoys him she is my mom and is always welcome and no I won't ever "talk her out" of coming to stay! I love when my mom is around! Besides that, I have offered his dad a room in our home multiple times! He and his gf are currently living in our yard in a camper that my mom got them! So how does he have the right to say that? He hopes I changed her mind?!? Haha nah dude you best check who the fu is house this is 😂 this shits mine, my moms, and my sisters. Needless to say I flipped out and made sure he realized how stupid he was for opening his dam mouth🙄 men are so stupid sometimes I swear
FTM problems... So I've made it pretty clear that I want to buy my daughter her fist Halloween costume. Her babysitter/nanny keeps saying she wanted to make her one. I told her yesterday that I wanted to find her something that my SO and I could dress up as a family. So I told her I am going to get it. She just text me and said 'not trying to step on your toes but I bought her two costumes'. She does this all the time. Anytime I want to do the "first" things with her she immediately does it. It's making me sad. Like I wish I could quit my job and be home with her.
Zaka·
Мама четверых детей
🤣🤣🤣 omg im dying - uranus.
Amber Rose·
Мама дочки (2 года)
I have a really bad mouth, meaning I cuss a lot when i dont realize...
Well one of my dogs had an accident in the house a while back and she put them in her grandmas room while i cleaned up the mess. Next thing you know she went in there again and started scolding them.. She said "you mother f****ers dont you pee in my mommies house"! Like it was nothing.
Then last night after her bath she looked and me and said "Mommy its f***ing cold".
She uses it as normal language 😭 shes about to be 3.
Keely·
Мама дочки (2 года)
Hahaha these are great!
Abby·
Мама дочки (2 года)
I went to the park with my kiddo and she spun on the tire swing with my friend.. I saw the color drain from her face and yelled "jess you better stop the swing!"
I ran and got my daughter and she had a good 2 or 3 dry heaves before she settled.. she turns to me and goes ... "mommy, the swing burped me!"
Jesslynn·
Многодетная мама (5 детей), беременна
My first son had a bit of a speech issue with his p's and s's. On his 3rd birthday a bunch of our family went to IHop (he loves that place) to have breakfast and then we were going to take him to the toy store. He had this toy thomas the tank engine that he packed everywhere with him. While sitting in the middle of IHop on a Sunday morning we were all chatting away. When my sister asked him what he was going to buy with his money. With the waitress and many elderly couples sitting around us Markus answered "I am going to buy me and Thomas pussy!" I about died. You could hear a pin drop in that place followed by solid gasp of elderly women. Its was silent until the old man setting next to us walked past and told him that's what he wanted to buy for his birthday to. Everyone started laughing once I explained that what he meant to say was that he wanted to buy the other train named Percy! We had several public incident because of that dumb train before I finally got him to say it correctly. 😄😯