Quiet!

my DS just woke up so I went into his room to get him back to sleep, after patting his back for 10 mins he goes back asleep, I get up off the chair and nearly collapse cause my foot has cramped, I then stub my cramping foot toe on the leg of his cot, out if shock of pain in my foot I turn to quickly leave and smack my elbow on his chest of drawers and then I also needed to sneeze 3 times I manage to do all of this without making a sound. I would just like to say that I think it's quite a talent us women get that once we become a mum we are suddenly able to scream and sneeze silently!