Stupidest things you've read...

To the people scared of listeria, you know that listeria is found in every type of food, right? Right now there's a huge recall on frozen fruit and vegetables. You can also get it from fresh fruits and vegetables, canned food, ice cream, restaurants (Chipotle *cough cough*) and pretty much any other type of food that's not been cooked to a high temperature

people do realize we're pregnant not handicapped

I mean don't eat Papaya

Eat Papaya coz it's like poison for the baby

Don't sleep with a cat because it will steal your baby's soul ???

Btw, listeria in deli meat is possible. It doesn't mean that all deli meat has listeria but it is possible if the food is not handled properly (ie: it was left unrefrigerated, unhygenic location etc). As an adult you would not feel any symptoms, but it is very dangerous for your baby. You can have miscarriage, early delivery etc. It is safer to warm the deli to kill any bacteria. Just think of it like food poisoning, you eat at a shady restaurant, a street food stall, or a suspicious food cart and you don't always get food poisoned. DO NOT TAKE THIS RISK. Just because you never get it before doesn't mean you won't ever.

Dont eat any fresh vegetables because the bacteria can harm the baby.

Dont ever drink any coffee ever because the caffeine will cause harm.

Dont stand for too long .

Dont work in the garden without gloves because of chemicals in the soil (?!)

Don't move the furnitures in ur room!

Do not renovate the house

Do not eat lamb or mutton

Don't take cold drinks

Cannot eat watermelon

It's funny, because when I was pregnant with ds in 2001, my OB told me not to lift my hands above my head, because it raised the risk of the umbilical cord wrapping around his neck.

I was also told not to lift anything above 10 lbs.

Dont go to a funeral or grave yard ( i went to 3 funerals so far and the hrave yard 3 times)

Don't go near women in labour. I just got back from L&D and am going back, my cousin is in Labour!

Don't drink coffee at all because it'll harm the baby.

Don't dye your hair or paint your nails because it'll harm the baby.

Dont eat spicy food because the baby will be born rashed up.

Don't go in a swimming pool because the baby will drown or the baby will get some type of infection.

Don't eat pineapple.

Dont walk barefoot around your house. Idk why ? ? something about it getting my baby sick.

Dont eat spicy stuff the baby will come out red. MAYOR EYE ROLL on that one. All i ever did was add hot sauce on almost everything i ate ?

My "mil" called my ob an idiot because he said it was perfectly fine to dye my hair while pregnant. I went and dyed my hair twice and she kept yelling at me that i was going to kill the baby ??

Dont have sex because you can hurt the baby ? yea ok my pregnancy hormones were insane and thats all i wanted ??

Dont reach for things up high because i would wrap the cord around my sons neck.

There were so many more but i forgot ? i spent almost my entire pregnancy rolling my eyes at the stupid things people would say

when I was around 12 weeks during the holidays we were doing a game of like "bring me" which is when the host tells you to bring random stuff and then you race to get it first to the host and if you do, you win.

Well one of the items I had and I rushed up and when I won I did a celebratory dance and was jumping for joy and all the elders were like "you're pregnant you can't be dancing and jumping like that" ?? kinda killed My vibe.

I was doing some sweet disco moves.

Don't reach up because cord will strangle the baby

Dont go n the sun because baby will get burned

Don't lift because you will rip the baby in half

Don't excise while nursing, milk will dry up

You MUST drink cows milk in order to produce milk for your baby

I did a hand stand at 14 weeks. I know how to do them,I wasn't at any risk of hurting myself. My dh cousin said I'm going to wrap the cord around the baby and kill it and I'm a bad mom

No exercise ? yeah right. I'm going to continue unless I physically can't or doctor says otherwise.

Don't eat sushi. ?

Anytime I've ever heard this, they always specify all sushi when in fact you can still have cooked sushi ? Raw sushi is bad bc of bacteria.

Now I want sushi lol

Omg I just used my heated seats in my car this morning ? why would that ever harm your baby ? People are crazyyyy

Almost every rule is rediculous.

My first homeboard was full of people rehoming cats! Either they were sure they would get toxoplasmosis, or the cat would get jealous/smell milk and kill the baby. Really irritated me.

I think all the stupid ones I've heard have already been said. Now stupid things I've heard as a parent, that's a different story ?. Oh post idea! ?

Pp at least your mom was sorta on the right track about botulism ??

My ex husband thought if we had sex he would mushroom stamp the baby's head.

Not while pregnant, but still related. One of my sils swears you can't ride roller coaster while nursing because the shifts in gravity will make your milk dry up. I still laugh about that one.

Not to cut your hair or your hair won't grow back.

Not to dye your hair because of chemicals.

Hands above your head can cause the cord to wrap.

Also the red underwear, pin, not to go outside during a full moon.

I heard someone say no swimming because the baby will drown ?

Eat poppy seed muffins

When having sex with ur SO, his penis can deform your child's head of his penis hits the womb.

I was told that you shouldn't cross your legs because if you stand up on the wrong foot, it increases the chance of jaundice in the baby......I'm still trying to figure that one out

Hands above your head

Dang it. I had some good ones earlier. Haha

@amadae - I went hiking yesterday! A great way to stay active when you're pregnant!

Maybe DH isn't doing it right but he's never blown in there. LOL! ??

Go camping or hiking.. Aka it's a resort with camp like activities.

My mom said I can't have honey because botulism is dangerous for babies under 1. ?I'm pretty sure it's fine for ME to eat honey

@nurse true true listeria won't cause issues on the momma but it is fatal to the fetus. That's another reason why I don't eat soft serve ice cream because of this risk. Those machines hardly ever get cleaned properly (I work in the food industry and over 90% of the time when they are taken apart they are moldly because they go weeks without cleaning and just fill with new mix)

The dumb thing I've heard is not to step out during an eclipse if you're not wearing a red ribbon or a metal safety pin on your belly or it will cause birth defects.

The vaginal blowing is due to the possibility of an air embolus forming which can be fatal to the baby, mom, or both.

Oh you can't receive oral ?

The deli meat thing is a real thing. It is bc the bacteria listeria often lives in it and if you contract during pregnancy you can cause miscarriage.

It is advised to microwave or toast deli meat to kill the bacteria prior to eating.

Who doesn't like a good ol' vag blow. Too much?!? Okay ?????

For some reason you can't have someone blow into your vagina. I have never tried this and didn't know it was a thing

No spicey foods!!!

That's all I crave!!! I eat 2 jalapeños (maybe like 4) every day with each meal! I just crave the spice!!?

I second the deli meat! I've ate it all throughout my pregnancy and my baby is completely fine. Turkey is just so good ?

Can't dye your hair.

Can't eat deli meat.

No caffeine.

No hands above your head.

No exercise.

No jumping.

No sweeping/mopping.

No sex.

No pineapple.

No driving??????

No airplanes.

No boat rides.

No breathing pretty much.

The seat warmers were my best friend on road trips. That's so dumb.

Eta: I second the deli meat. I craved a BMT sub all the time.

Eating pineapple will make me miscarriage. I ate them all my pregnancy. My son came on time and healthy.

one time while 35 weeks pregnant working at mcalisters some batch told me she couldn't sweep because it would shake up her baby, she was like 12 WEEKS! I sent her a*s home and swept that shat myself.

Can't eat deli meat.... I've been eating it all week boars head turkey deli meat mmmm good

Coconut water will give the baby fair skin ???

Oh!!! I remember one. Your man can't go down on you due to the potential risk of aneurism.

Sex can hurt the baby.....lol

That's ludicrous. I wonder who came up with that?

You can't eat pineapple. ?

Because it will cause the baby to "unstick". And also later in pregnancy it will cause the umbillical cord to wrap around baby.

Insert enormous eye roll here. ???

I've read that lifting your hands above your head could wrap cord around baby's neck. ?

Hand above your head??? What is that?

Can't have caffeine at all.

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Spicy food is bad for baby

You can't take baths ?

Hands above your head in the 1st trimester.