Thank-you, morning sickness.
You knew that the way to let my co-worker/ SIL I was pregnant was running through the workplace with a handful of *cough* 'pregnancy joy'. It wasn't too early. And you knew that I needed everything to taste like salt. Everything. You said, "A girl's gotta eat?!" And then you laughed and told me I needed to clean my toilet daily. You showed me that my husband smells like old ham, which I had never noticed before. That a lot of things smell like old ham. You let me know how classy it is to gag loudly and out of nowhere. Previously, I thought it was gross. Thanks, man. ????
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You knew that the way to let my co-worker/ SIL I was pregnant was running through the workplace with a handful of *cough* 'pregnancy joy'. It wasn't too early. And you knew that I needed everything to taste like salt. Everything. You said, "A girl's gotta eat?!" And then you laughed and told me I needed to clean my toilet daily. You showed me that my husband smells like old ham, which I had never noticed before. That a lot of things smell like old ham. You let me know how classy it is to gag loudly and out of nowhere. Previously, I thought it was gross. Thanks, man. ????
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
When you're married and it's not wrong to sound like a Hoe. 🤣 Me:" I'll let you fck me in the @ss for a Hash brown and Mcgriddle from McDonald's this morning."My husband : " Sure , anything for you honey " Me. Squirms cause I hate anal but too lazy to cook this morning. 🤐
Thank You God For Letting Me See My 26th Birthday ?
Hello this is Ceiamaria husband Mac I told a lot of you that when I knew what happened too my bestie the love of my life it is being said that she had an enlarged heart and again I’m thinking you all your prayers and thought are being felt thank you
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