Guys! We've been doing it wrong! Lol

SO's sperm must be night owls.

No! That makes you #dumb

What in the world! ??

Night sex doesn't count so I'm still a Virgin ??

So does this make me the next virgin Mary?

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That is how many times I rolled my eyes whilst reading this.

@misstress it must!

@jaxons no fair! All I see is envelopes :(

Do you have an iphone? Just update it and you'll get the new emojis, if you don't have an iphone you gotta get an iphone?

I thought everyone already knew this.. Just finished having sex and I'm being quiet so as not to wake up the sperm

@iris SHHHH, they can read your thoughts!!! ?

No I don't have an iPhone. That sucks. I'll think about getting one. ?

So this is why I'm having trouble conceiving...it all makes sense now!!!!

Thank you ????

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