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So this is why I'm having trouble conceiving...it all makes sense now!!!!

Thank you ????

No I don't have an iPhone. That sucks. I'll think about getting one. ?

@iris SHHHH, they can read your thoughts!!! ?

I thought everyone already knew this.. Just finished having sex and I'm being quiet so as not to wake up the sperm

Do you have an iphone? Just update it and you'll get the new emojis, if you don't have an iphone you gotta get an iphone?

@misstress it must!

@jaxons no fair! All I see is envelopes :(

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That is how many times I rolled my eyes whilst reading this.

So does this make me the next virgin Mary?

Night sex doesn't count so I'm still a Virgin ??

No! That makes you #dumb

What in the world! ??

SO's sperm must be night owls.