"I put him's penis in here so I can milk it. "

? Well...if she's a semen collector for AI, she's not too far off technique wise!

??? omg that's hilarious.

? omg, can I be best friends with her?!

?? I couldn't stop giggling

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Omg my 5 yr old tried to give me a lesson on milking cows an he said "you have to grab the balls an squeeze them" I was like cows have utters an he just got mad an told me I'm wrong lmfao????

? That's seriously freaking adorable!

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?. Kids say the silliest things sometimes.

My 6yr old didn't want to go to school today. It was a interested conversation.

Me: Let's get ready.

Ds: (So dramatic) Oh Mom. Not today. I just can't. ?

Me: Why?

Ds: It's my brain. Somethings wrong.

Me: Your brain? ?

Ds: Yes, because all that studying last night made it feel fuzzy today.

Me: Well, sorry buddy. It will feel better after your test.

Ds: You tell Dad your brain hurts when you don't want to do something.

Me: ?. Don't listen to Mommy. And it's not a "brain hurt". It's a headache!

Ds: Since he believes YOU, I'll just tell Daddy next time.

Me: OK little guy!

Fecal samples? ?