"I put him's penis in here so I can milk it. "
"I put him's penis in here so I can milk it. "
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?. Kids say the silliest things sometimes.
My 6yr old didn't want to go to school today. It was a interested conversation.
Me: Let's get ready.
Ds: (So dramatic) Oh Mom. Not today. I just can't. ?
Me: Why?
Ds: It's my brain. Somethings wrong.
Me: Your brain? ?
Ds: Yes, because all that studying last night made it feel fuzzy today.
Me: Well, sorry buddy. It will feel better after your test.
Ds: You tell Dad your brain hurts when you don't want to do something.
Me: ?. Don't listen to Mommy. And it's not a "brain hurt". It's a headache!
Ds: Since he believes YOU, I'll just tell Daddy next time.
Me: OK little guy!
Omg my 5 yr old tried to give me a lesson on milking cows an he said "you have to grab the balls an squeeze them" I was like cows have utters an he just got mad an told me I'm wrong lmfao????
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