It happened last night..
Living in Texas I've become pretty cautious about critters. I bang mine and my kids shoes together everytime I go to put them on. I'm extra careful walking outside and I inspect my childrens outside toys before they play on or in them. Ya just never know so I like to be safe and I've rarely found anything.
Short Luteal Phase? I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
I've realized in the last few days I've been blocked by Mommies who were once following me ☹ I wonder how I've offended them? 🤔😘😂
herpes.. I'm soo sad. I've been with my husband 6 years next month. Him and SS get cold sores I thought I would never get them. Blahhh my lip is soo swollen it hurts and its soo damm itchy. I hate it I hate it. My husband just got one 3 weeks ago I didn't kiss him or share cups. :(
Sooooo Athena has to have the surgery 😥😥😥😥 I've been bawling I'm a mess ! I can't believe this is happening to my poor child ! Why ? What did I do that caused this ? I'm seriously on my knees bawling ! As much as I tried to prepare myself, I wasn't ready to hear those words . In 3 months she will have her cranial surgery & I pray to God she has a easy & speedy recovery ! Please pray for my baby ladies ! She really needs them !
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She was looking to lay eggs in your brain. b**** !
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That's all it could be. I had to refrain from going and shaking down my childrens beds. But today I'm inspecting every crevice.
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Try having scorpions constantly falling off the damn ceiling onto your bed.
One day I was sitting on my bed folding laundry and DH comes in and yells at me not to move... I'm like wtf? There was a scorpion chilling on my shoulder, just hanging out.
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Don't mind me... I'll just hang out in Minnesota with my freezing cold winters.
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Hey I got stung twice by scorpion last night..
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I am never visiting Texas. Sounds like my nightmares spiders and scorpions falling from the ceiling?
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Yes
I live in texas and this has happened alot with spiders. Especially in the warmest months. ?
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That has always been a plus about North Dakota it's to frigging cold. I like to think the cold would keep the zombies away to until I saw the white walkers...
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I live in Texas too and have alot of critter problems lol. About 2 hours ago we killed a bull snake right outside our door. Walked right by it as it was hiding in a patch of grass. We thought it was a rattlesnake at first since we get ALOT of them this time of year so you bet I killed that mofo !!! !!KAPLAKA-PLAKA!!
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I seriously got cold chills reading these‼️????