The other day I was playing xbox and someone was saying "ew mom you're gross, get me a new fork!" I asked him what was wrong and he said his mom put his fork in her mouth. I said "you realize you came from her vagina right? Your face, touched her vagina I really doubt her saliva on your fork is that bad"
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Mom: 1
Daughter: 0
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That's so funny ?
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Totally using this in the teen years
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My teen is always asking people to move out of her personal space
I can't wait to use this!
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Burn!
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Lol I love this
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Lmao yesterday, my daughter text me while at school..
Dd1: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Me: whaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
Dd1: it hot in here I'm dying in this sauna..lol ( emojiy sqwillu line ,slash, emojiy) lol
Me aaawwww soo sorry sucks ..lol
Dd1 ok well tell my real mother o love her
Me : oh she knows ..
Dd1: ??
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The other day I was playing xbox and someone was saying "ew mom you're gross, get me a new fork!" I asked him what was wrong and he said his mom put his fork in her mouth. I said "you realize you came from her vagina right? Your face, touched her vagina I really doubt her saliva on your fork is that bad"
He blocked me ?