Lets talk about exes Who is your douche-iest ex and why?

My ex! He told me a week before I lost my son that I should have just had an abortion...THEN came to the hospital to "make sure" he passed away.. I will never forgive him for that.

my sons father is by far my worst ex. not only did he cheat on me but he had a new girlfriend for over a month before we broke up

My ex got with my brothers wife while I was in military training and my brother was in Iraq. So that's two douche exes in one lol.

I've been pretty lucky, none of my exes were really douches, we just didn't work out. My daughter's dad became a douche when I found someone else after we broke up, but he wasn't while we were together. I pride myself in picking good men lol

I've only been in 3 relationships.. And the first 2 were both horrible.

My very first one I was in high school. I thought I was in love. I lost my virginity to him and I thought I was his first too. I didn't know till about a month after that he cheated on me. His excuse was he wanted to know what he was doing when we had sex.

Then the next one was a drugy, alcoholic who used to hit me. Thats all I really have to say about him.

But I'm lucky I found a guy that treats me good, and spoils me rotten, who is an amazing father. :)

My baby's father. He was always hanging out with his ex, accusing me of cheating and would go through my phone constantly. When I was 10 weeks along he cheated on me with my sister and then blamed it on me because I was always so tired and didn't give him enough attention.

Regret ever giving that man the time of day.

I dated a guy for 6 months and I was crazy about him. Then I found out he was a turning tricks with other men! I also found out he was 15 years my senior. Eeeewwwwww nasty! When I found out I was like fml! I swore off men for a few years until I met my husband and he changed my life. Taught me what true love is all about. It's been the best 10 years of my life

My son's dad takes the cake for me! He cheated on me New Year's Eve which also was the same night he was supposed to meet my family for the first time! I didn't find out about this til after I told him I was pregnant with our son and he broke up with me cause I found out! It's been pure hell since.. His family keeps blowin up my phone tellin me I'm stupid for puttin him on child support knowin he has no job and has no plans on gettin one anytime soon so all that's gonna happen is my son will not know his dad cause his mom put him in jail.. It's crazy!!!

I just looked up my ex from years ago. His latest instagram photo is of the contents of his drawer, where he is showing off his bag of weed, vape pen, pack of newports, and bottle of Xanax. COOL BRO

He is 35 and a father of two ?

Dated a guy for two years. He spent that last year screwing my 'best friend'. Yup.

My ex, before dh, we lived together for 3 years, I left him because he was lazy and quit working, found out later he cheated pretty much our entire relationship. I still see him, he is still a lose and he dates girls that are barely out of their teens, (we are in our very late 20s). He is the douche of all douches...

My ex became a douche after we dated. He cheated on his next girlfriend, they broke up and he dated the other girl. Then cheated on her with the original girl. Then asked both to all live together like sister wives lol!

That's hilarious effer...my first bf thought he was one of the horsemen from the apocalypse. We would stare at the walls in my house. It creeped me out. I finally told my mother, she was creeped out as well.

My first he did somthing unspeakable I f*** ing hate him forever

Sons father.

He was a lazy, gross, selfish person. I worked and went to school full time so I saw him pretty much never. He would ruin my apartment, eat my food and play Xbox all day. He refused to get a better job after I became pregnant. Then he became abusive. He hit me when pregnant.

He screamed in my newborns face because he wouldnt stop crying. My baby had just had major surgery ffs hes going to cry.

I left the next day. Took all my s*** and left.

Weve gone to court like 3 times and he got so pissed at the last order of supervised visitation that he called cps on me. It turned out well though, the lady was super nice and gave me some info on speech therapy for my son lol

Its been over a year since hes seen my boy. His choice.

My Los dad. He got another girl pregnant while we were together and I was pregnant. She had her baby 2 days before I had mine. He was in prison during my whole pregnancy and still is. He really wasn't my best choice.

All of my ex's are douchy.

One of them was abusive, the other was a pathological liar with tons of issues.

A guy I dated almost 5 years ago missed valentines day and my birthday because he was in jail. Idk wtf I was thinking waiting on him and even continuing to date him when he got out. We finally broke up because he kept doing the s*** that got him locked up in the first place.

My ex I dated starting the last month of our senior year, and dated for a year and 11 months. He was manipulative, mean, I developed an eating disorder and lost 80 lbs in under a year-ish because of him constantly putting me down. And then my last straw was he started becoming abusive. He started out pinching my under arm when he was mad at me, then slapped me a few times and then I finally dumped him after he put me in a choke-hold.

My sons dad. Treated me like garbage and had me believing it was totally normal and that he was the best I could get, told me it was my parents responsibility to cover my pregnancy expenses..while we were still together, told me he was going to work one day but instead moved to texas, called me every name in the book because I didnt wanna move there and sleep on his parents living room floor with a baby, told me I was a slut and a crappy mom when I met my now so, the list goes on. When I left him he decided that me leaving him meant he was no longer a father obviously. It's been almost a year and a half since he's seen his son but he has his naive girlfriend convinced that he loves and misses his son so much. Well why hasn't he attempted to see him? He says it's my fault he doesn't see his son because I "broke up our family."What a joke.

Dds bio dad. Here's the list:

Left me a week after we found out i was pregnant.

Got an insane gf while i was pregnant that would harass me and post all over social media that she was going to be "mommy" to dd.

I deleted and ignored both of them for months unless he asked me about the pregnancy. at 7 mo pregnant he told me he broke up with the girl and started sleeping /dating me again. Found out he was cheating on her with me.

After dd was born via emergency csection, i begged him to not leave dd alone since i was going to recovery for 2 hours. He left as soon as he walked out of the OR to get dinner with the gf. Dd was alone for the first 2 hours of her life.

Only visited in the hospital 2 times after that.

Dd was a month old when he came to me crying with proof he broke it off with the gf, asking for forgiveness and to be with me. I only waited another month like a dumbass to be with him again.

5 months later he proposed to me. Turns out he bought the ring with money her committed fraud (in my name) for.

Put me in debt $7000.

Found out on my birthday he was cheating on me.

Left him for good, he then broke into my house and stole money from my 12 yo brothers wallet.

Went to jail for 2mo. Didn't see pey for months after that. Turned out he stole every penny from her savings account.

And now he's threatening to try and take custody as well as being mad that i finally filled for CS.

Soooo...yeah. not to mention all the petty lies he told before i got pregnant.

I hate him.

My most recent ex.

Cheated. Lied about it. "We accidentally kissed, I slipped and our lips touched".

Faked to be super emotional over his "cousins death". Yeah, wasnt even his cousin. He then used that as an excuse to cover up his cheating. "You can't see my phone bc I have confidential info in there about his death and if you see it, it will ruin the investigation". And by confidential information, he meant texts frm our coworker talking about how they hooked up the day before. Who, keep in mind, was married. I called her and asked if it was true, she said no, then text him and said "hey your gf called but dont worry I denied everything".

He just recently found me on snapchat and added me. Not quite sure why he would think I wanna talk to him lol.

Hmm. It is tie between my ex husband who was an abusive a-hole and the "father" of my daughter who has walked out 3 times now and refuses to take responsibility for his own actions.

Oooh, um a guy I dated 18yrs ago (yes I'm THAT old). He was fine and I had no issues with him. Not until the time when he tried to come onto me a week before his wedding, and three weeks before mine.

My first boyfriend: first he told me cancer was contagious. -_- should have seen that coming.

I was in the hospital because of a uti and he said "that s*** is contagious"

I have a health condition and he also said that it was contagious.

His stupidity was contagious so I had to pshhhh! kick him away.

Im sorry is not douche bag related but it is stupid related lol