ahhh! I can't handle this!!
A spider the size of a toonie has been crawling around my ceiling for the last hour above my bed.. My husband is working out of town so he can not kill said spider. He got mad at me for my brilliant idea to use bear mace on it. ?
Hot preggo look? ?? I wish! I fell asleep and woke up alive.. Idk where the spider is... ?
Lol I think their great ideas too but maybe put a robe on just in case...better safe than sorry right....course I'm fat..ppl don't like seeing me naked ( hubby doesn't count) if ur workin the hot preggo look (I do believe this exists) then hey rock what ya go mama. Torch that sucker!
@PP I thought they were pretty neat when my mother first moved us back up here. I don't have oven cleaner.. ? I thought bear mace and homemade torching were both great ideas.. Husband didn't like either idea. ?
@Mrs.Walters... my father brought me some loonies and toonies from Canada once they are pretty cool looking. Also maybe oven cleaner..super pontent plus gives u some range to spray? Option two...hair spray minus fire... when mixed it usually causes a fire ball and ur not wearing clothed and its embarrassing when ur on the front lawn naked and ur house is on fire from a spider attack. Lol :)
My 2 year old brother was talking to something in my mother's hallway asking where it was going and telling it to come back and my mother couldn't figure out what he was talking to... She asked and he came running into the living room full speed and threw a spider on the couch beside her... She thought it was cute I was thinking adoption would have been way cuter.. ??
My luck I'll hit it and a bunch of evil little demon babies will scatter from it's body! I'm just laying here staring at it terrified! I'm too scared to move at this point!
Nope. ? you've lasted longer than I have. I'd put on every article of clothing before letting that thing stay there this long. How do you know it's not waiting for you to fall asleep so it can eat you? Or what if it's looking for a place to start its family? What if it has a family? Ok, so maybe I get super paranoid. ?
Actually yes.. I have plenty of neighbors and the best part? They are Canadian. Mostly friendly folk.. my one neighbor said I'd I ever need anything I know where he lives.. Problem is I'm at that point in my pregnancy where when I get home for the night clothes come off and I don't put them back on for anything! So not getting a neighbor in here tonight.. ? My biggest fear and they are everywhere!!! ????
At this point I'm debating letting them have my house... Idk where they are coming from! I see one at least once a week! I have a pit bull who just likes playing with them.. if he makes one wrong move i'm going to torch him with hairspray and a lighter! Last time I killed one I used an entire bottle of lemon lysol spray and drowned him.. I can't handle this stress!! Agh! ??
Pretty sure we are having a stand off.. he's sitting on the ceiling looking in my direction and I'm sitting on my bed facing him... ????????
Sorry pp! A toonie is a Canadian coin worth 2 dollars. It's quite large. And @noah I can't exactly do that seeming as he's only made it onto the wall once this whole time and he's right by my flippin bed! I'm watching him like a hawk and have a huge book beside my bed. I feel bad abusing my books but I have no other choice! ???
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...

I just killed a huge false widow spider in my house. I know that they are poisonous. Does anyone know how to protect the house from these spiders? I'm afraid of them😳
I had my husband kill a spider and he broke the damn window out lol like chill Jacky Chan
There was just a huge and mean looking spider in my kitchen chilling in the corner of the wall. I am terrified of spiders too. I sat there staring at him and crying for like 20 mins. Finally I sprayed his ass with lemon Lysol spray and he wouldn't drop!!!! Then he finally fell after I came at him with a shoe and I smashed him. Then hit him 10 more times and sprayed him 5 to make sure he was dead. My heart is still racing. 😩😖
Yeah. It's a 2 dollar Canadian coin... I couldn't think of another reference. :/