ahhh! I can't handle this!!

Yeah. It's a 2 dollar Canadian coin... I couldn't think of another reference. :/

Toonie?

Hot preggo look? ?? I wish! I fell asleep and woke up alive.. Idk where the spider is... ?

Lol I think their great ideas too but maybe put a robe on just in case...better safe than sorry right....course I'm fat..ppl don't like seeing me naked ( hubby doesn't count) if ur workin the hot preggo look (I do believe this exists) then hey rock what ya go mama. Torch that sucker!

Tell your husband that he's not home, so he gets no say weather you live or die by this spider. ?

@PP I thought they were pretty neat when my mother first moved us back up here. I don't have oven cleaner.. ? I thought bear mace and homemade torching were both great ideas.. Husband didn't like either idea. ?

@Mrs.Walters... my father brought me some loonies and toonies from Canada once they are pretty cool looking. Also maybe oven cleaner..super pontent plus gives u some range to spray? Option two...hair spray minus fire... when mixed it usually causes a fire ball and ur not wearing clothed and its embarrassing when ur on the front lawn naked and ur house is on fire from a spider attack. Lol :)

? nope. Someone would have died. If not me from a heart attack.

My 2 year old brother was talking to something in my mother's hallway asking where it was going and telling it to come back and my mother couldn't figure out what he was talking to... She asked and he came running into the living room full speed and threw a spider on the couch beside her... She thought it was cute I was thinking adoption would have been way cuter.. ??

Sucks saw one on my dd and flipped out

My luck I'll hit it and a bunch of evil little demon babies will scatter from it's body! I'm just laying here staring at it terrified! I'm too scared to move at this point!

Nope. ? you've lasted longer than I have. I'd put on every article of clothing before letting that thing stay there this long. How do you know it's not waiting for you to fall asleep so it can eat you? Or what if it's looking for a place to start its family? What if it has a family? Ok, so maybe I get super paranoid. ?

Actually yes.. I have plenty of neighbors and the best part? They are Canadian. Mostly friendly folk.. my one neighbor said I'd I ever need anything I know where he lives.. Problem is I'm at that point in my pregnancy where when I get home for the night clothes come off and I don't put them back on for anything! So not getting a neighbor in here tonight.. ? My biggest fear and they are everywhere!!! ????

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I read something about them not liking peppermint. Do you have any of that? ?? I'm sad for you, really. Do you have neighbors? Because I don't think I'd feel bad waking them up to kill it.

At this point I'm debating letting them have my house... Idk where they are coming from! I see one at least once a week! I have a pit bull who just likes playing with them.. if he makes one wrong move i'm going to torch him with hairspray and a lighter! Last time I killed one I used an entire bottle of lemon lysol spray and drowned him.. I can't handle this stress!! Agh! ??

Pillow+blanket+car= new home. ?

Pretty sure we are having a stand off.. he's sitting on the ceiling looking in my direction and I'm sitting on my bed facing him... ????????

Sorry pp! A toonie is a Canadian coin worth 2 dollars. It's quite large. And @noah I can't exactly do that seeming as he's only made it onto the wall once this whole time and he's right by my flippin bed! I'm watching him like a hawk and have a huge book beside my bed. I feel bad abusing my books but I have no other choice! ???

What's a toonie? And I would've burnt the house down by now. ?