Granted but it's counterfeit money and you have to do 10 years in prison ?

Lmao totally just realized this is 6 months old.

Granted but it's covered in mold.

I wish i got 8 hours of sleep.

Granted but it's your last one

I wish I had cake

I wish I had a good night sleep ?

^granted, but then those elephants trample your house, cars, and everything you own. They trample your town & you lose your $$ paying for damages.

I wish I had a million dollars and 40 elephants

Oh. Now that was just cruel ?

Granted but you'll never have one again as long as you live

Granted but you have horrendous nightmares bwahaha. I wish I could have an orgasm at this stage of pregnancy!

Granted, but you will sleep for the next 3 years of your child/children's life/lives. I wish I could eat nachos with jalapeños and not get heartburn after! Oh no! Me & EK replied At the same time. :( boo.

Ok, you don't have insomnia & are sleeping... but you'll sleep through your alarm in the morning & be late.

Granted, but after summer is over, it'll be winter for 10 years straight. I wish I didn't have insomnia and could go to sleep already

I wish it was summer !!

Granted but its all monopoly money.

Ok @ice, you're an alien but your species only reproduces asexually. I wish I had unlimited money (a return key would be REALLY helpful right about now!).

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Iceberg you can't bump and make no wish!!

Bump

Granted, but now your amount of weekly clothes washing is x10

I wish someone would clean my house for me.

Oh snap! ?

Granted! But now you have no head of hair to worry about greys.

I wish my grey hair would bugger off ?

@csavvy? and just in time for Valentines Day

Granted but you can only enjoy it for 30 second before it disappears.

I wish Ice would change their profile picture to a sharknado

Sully, granted but you can only eat out of date food that gives you food poisoning every time

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I am actually on a hunt on ebay for Sharknado tees.

Granted, Carrot Top will be bringing you some month old coffee that serves as a swimming pool for cockroaches.

I wish I could actually eat more food (morning sickness!)

Ice, you didn't miss any of the fun last night but you weren't paying attention to the movie and now sharknados are a real thing, so help us all. ?

I wanted to grant a wish ?

I wish someone would bring me coffee

I missed the fun last night due to watching SHARKNADO 4 ????????????

I love this

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Granted, but you were born with no thumbs

I wish I could snap my fingers and have what I desire.

@zrash Granted, but now the roles are reversed and you barely get to see them.

I wish my husband helped out around the house and spent more time with our kids.

Granted but the lottery was for a lifetime supply of q-tips.

I wish I won the lottery.

@joffree granted but now that's all the sleep you get each day.

Granted, but now you're obese forever ?

I wish i could look young forever

Ming granted but your baby will cry all day till bed time

@car granted but that will be the last time you ever get more than an hour uninterrupted sleep ?

I wish my baby would start sleeping all through the night.

@cawasa granted we get paid in change

I wish I could have at least 3 hours of sleep

Granted cici you want to fight ?

I wish all our bills were paid without having to work.

@ fit granted your baby will be a pancake

I wish I won't gain any weight this pregnancy. Sigh

@fit I'm totally okay with that as long as I get my risotto ?

Granted but he just yells about nonsense every day and you cry yourself to sleep at night.

@05patty granted but it's literally junk food from the junk yard.

I wish Gordon Ramsey would be my personal chef for life.

I wish I could eat all the junk food and not gain weight.

Keely granted but you have insomnia

I got two corruptions. Ok, I'll eat the noodles while I look at all the dirty dishes. ?

Granted but wild animals also live there.

I wish dd would sleep through the night so I can too lol

Granted but they're putting it away at their house, no clothes for you.

I wish I had a mansion

I just favorited this ?

Sully- granted but you can only teleport to Antarctica

I wish I had someone to do all my laundry and put it away forever

@awesome Granted. But now you have piles of dirty dishes everywhere.

I wish I could get a 30 minute nap every day.

Granted because you have a lifetime supply of shrimp flavored cup o noodles and chopsticks and that's the only thing you can eat again...ever.

I wish I could teleport

Blue granted. But your pay is in horse manure. ?

I wish I never had to do dishes again.

I wish I could not work and still get paid!

@ Bobbi

Granted but that is the only method of sleep for her now?

Joy ride anyone?

Granted but only if you drive with all the windows down no matter the weather.

I wish dd fell asleep in the car

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Granted! But you lose your luggage and never get it back.

Granted but now your lo won't allow anyone else to watch them.

I wish I could go to Hawaii!

^granted, but he buys prostitutes instead.

I wish I could stay at home with my lo.

Granted, but it's a toddler bed.

I wish my husband would stop buying star wars Lego ?

Five granted but the people are all zombies.

I wish I had a new bed

@coco granted but it was stolen and you get framed for it.

I wish to own my own homestead/ranch

@Glen Granted but you have to give half to me!

@Sam

Granted but the wish was to have peace on earth and now a comet is piercing threw the atmosphere... It is doomsday ? and all will be quiet soon

I wish I had a billion dollars.

I wish someone made a wish so I could corrupt it.?

Noooooooooooo

Potential in taking over the world for evil? and horrific plans

I wish that someone I knew wasn't so evil. They had potential.

(This makes me want to watch Wes Craven WISH MASTER MOVIES)

Granted but now you alone are responsible for cleaning it.

I wish I had a mansion ?