You left the burner on and went out for a half an hour walk...

When you go to bed and wake up thinking you fell asleep with the baby and it ran away..... nope just in his crib lol (hes 3 month old)

You know your mind is gone when you're driving and you think.... Crap, I forgot to get gas..... Only you didn't. You got it 10 minutes prior. WTH

On really rough nights I used to wake up freaked out that I rolled over on the baby.... except we never co-sleep.... my pump talks to me. I hear the baby cry in the shower. And I've definitely changed his diaper twice. It's bad when you look down at your half naked baby and change his diaper only to realize you just pulled a clean diaper off his bum.... thankfully haven't had one of those nights in what feels like a very long time. Sleep regression is nearing so I'm sure it won't be long!

I've woken up freaked out because my baby is not on my chest and I think she fell off me or something and then I look and she's in her crib....with her diaper changed....sound asleep...seriously lack of sleep is no joke.

Omg my pump totally talks to me!!!

You wake up soaked because you fell asleep with a bottle in your hand and it fell out and dumped slowly all over your pajamas.

When you wake up in bed rocking with your arms and realize that your arms are empty. You freak out and start searching for baby under the comforter only to realize after a few minutes that she is sound asleep in her bassinet :)

I must be one lucky momma, i get 7-9 hours of sleep every night. Usually 11pm-7 or 8am.

I totally hear the baby crying when I'm in the shower too ?

Ds1 video games sound like the baby is crying

When you wake up and see its 7:30am and you gotta be at work by 8:00 with two kids to get to school and daycare. You fall out of bed yelling for you older child to get up and get ready for school. Only to realize you just woke everyone up on a Saturday morning. ?

Waking up in a frantic because you think you left the stove on from the last bottle feed and can't remember if you even fed him but he's sound asleep...I was so confused lol

you are in the shower & hear the baby crying

but your husband took the baby out, and they aren't even home.

....when your pump sounds like it's talking to you

Or when you are hugging your pillow and freak out thinking is your LO.