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Everything.

This pregnancy has made me hate sex ?

Phone call

Someone knocking on the door ?

Any interuptions... ?

It doesn't piss me off but if I hear the baby crying on the monitor it ruins the whole mood.

When my jaw clicks and locks

I need to learn how to unhinge like a snake

Getting cramp! ??

when he slips and goes in the ?

Jk... I actually love it. ?

His stabby face beard running against my face or chest. Super irritating and gets kinda raw after a min.

"who's your daddy".... ummmm your father in-law is my daddy and now the mood is ruined because all I'm thinking about is my dad lol

When the baby monitor goes off ?

Bad breath or just breathing on my face in general.

When you wait all day for an opening to DTD an then the 6 yr old wakes up in the middle of the night an says he wants to sleep in your room cuz he doesn't want to sleep alone.

A random fart sensation...

Queefs are actually pretty annoying

Laying there like a dead man. "I'm enjoying it"

If I wanted sex with a corpse I would have.

Socks or when he doesn't take his boxers off just whips it out... Ugh take them off!!!!! Or when he asks questions ?

The dog barking. Its sooo annoying!

When I'm trying to get some action going but he wants me to keep sucking ?

When you're about to orgasm, but she decides to change it up and completely throws you off? That can't be just me lol

When I tell him to stop and he keeps going because he thinks I'm enjoying it too much ???.

When he hits my cervix. He's hit before and it hurt so bad it made me cry. He felt terrible afterwards. ?

"Be quiet, Peyton Manning is talking" my ex literally said this in the middle of us having sex one time. ?

When your in a really good spot and he wants to switch it up to something new and you hit your head on a nightstand ....true story.

When you want to try new things and fails. Lmao.

when he tries to slip it in the wrong hole and then act like he didn't know .....I mean, like does he think i'm not gonna notice? :/

When he's hitting that Gspot real good and he decides to switch positions and you just lay there like "?"...

When he's doing oral & just as you're about to come, he changes the pace....WHY?? Or about to come during sex & he slips out....everything is lost :(

Thanking me.

Don't mention it. No, really. Don't.

? These replies got me Rollin! ?

When he says I'm bored with sex but then isn't down to try anything new cause it's too kinky... :/ is too kinky even possible?

When he tells me to talk dirty. My mind blanks.

Um.

Hey. Nice penis? .....

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When I'm about to orgasm but he does first so he stops.

When he doesn't want to do doggy style because his knees hurt.

When he wants me to suck but I don't get anything in return.

When the dogs lick my feet

I read this as "having PHONE sex" for some reason and was so confused by the replies.

Thighs cramping and them he thinks your moaning from pleasure... SIKE!!! It's just my damn legs. :/

When it lasts like 25 seconds and he is too tired for round 2?! Like really I got into if for that!

Nothing. I have never felt pissed off during sex.

Reading these replies I'm pretty sure now that my man is a supreme being in bed. ?

Odd ??

Or.. Aww your penis is so cute

When the 50 inch tv falls off the wall ?

When the dog cries. Or licks me. Or the kid wakes up. Almost never fails something has to kill the mood.

When the dog jumps on the bed, lays down 2 inches from your face and stares at you.

When he is too lazy to do anything and I end up literally doing ALL the work.

I was curious what my husbands response would be and he said " when you won't shut up all day but your jaw hurts after 15 seconds" ???

Getting fluids on my sheets and laying in a love puddle because he wants to cuddle.

Then having to wash the sheets.

When you are right on the verge of an orgasm and he finishes..?

When we try to figure out whose turn that it is to get the rags because we are both too tired to get up! ???

If my husband answered his phone he would be using it to have sex from then on. f*** . That.

What annoys me. Honestly when he wants me to suck his dick for too long. I don't really like being for him to go down on me. He has and he's good at it. I just don't prefer it for some reason. And I would rather get to the sex lol.

It also annoys me when he doesn't put his hands on me enough. Like hello. Rub me. Grab me. Spank me. Lmfao do something. But he's usually good about that.

When I'm about to orgasm but he cums 3 seconds before I do?

When DH gives a cunnilingus to ... my ears.

Feels bizarre and it takes me ages to get all the water out.

My dog gets a little jealous when me and my other half start getting cosy.

She will come up and sit real close and pant.

It doesn't piss me off but it is definitely a turn off!

When you actually look up and see man boobs

... Why... Just why.

Sex in general pisses me off this pregnancy. It is so uncomfortable

@alexis I am married! We just really click in bed haha.

I've never been pissed in bed yet ? but those answers are hilarious

My dh likes armpits.

Don't... Don't even ask me why. But yup. It Ps me off when he tells me to show them to him. ?

When I'm on top, and he puts both of his arms over his head or stretched out across the bed like some kind of declaration to say, "here, YOU do all the work!!!"

I know he thinks he's being sexy, but it's really not sexy. Touch me, fool. My butt ain't gonna slap itself.

When we both want different rhythms lol

When he decides he wants me to deep throat and pushes my head down.

I mean are you looking to get bit?

When he says "get on top"

NO! ?

^^^^???

Who doesn't like to ride? When you get good at, it's the best or maybe I like being in control???

I hate it being on top! I have short legs! So I don't even lift off his ? that much lmao.

I like being on top when I'm not exhausted which is never.

::knock knock::

"Mommmm I'm hungry"

When my cat would walk all over us or decided to see what I love so much about sucking his d. Yes my cat snuck up once and licked him down there lol

When I go dry ?

Being full term and trying to ride my husband on top, but losing balance from my baby bump and falling forward or to the side. Lol, doesn't necessarily piss me off...just a tad irritating when your about to climax. Lol

Since being pregnant and my belly growing being on top is really hard to move around ? it used to be my favorite and randomly he's like you gotta get off of me I can feel the baby??

When you're just about there and dh has to change something and you have to start from scratch ????

Lmao!!! Oh these replies almost made me pee.

I hate when he hits my cervix it's so painful. When there is no foreplay, sorry but I can't just hit a switch and become wet immediately. Cats get the door open and come onto the bed or they sit at the door and cry. When he gets a leg cramp and you were almost there.

But since i got pregnant it became too painful. I'm almost crying after a minute

@pp What's being married got to do with it? Being married suddenly makes men inconsiderate in bed? There's plenty of men who wait for their woman to finish, don't answer their phone during sex, or do any other of the rude things these ladies say their men do. ?

As for me, it pisses me off when the baby monitor goes off also!

Ooooo feisty! ^^

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Oh noooo. ?

?? when he gets soft out of nowhere.

?? when he says he's "too tired"

My husband has a lot on his mind often. Sometimes I think he's the girl

"It IS A BIG DEAL!" Rachel, from Friends.

You guys talk about looking up men when they're being batches.... I look them up to see all the weirdos in bed ???

I'm huge now with my giant belly. So he lays down all nekkid expecting me to get on top like I owe him something. Every time. I HATE being on top. MY LEGS CRAMP.

And when he stares at me. Stahp. I feel like I look ridiculous lmao

??? the comments are freaking hilarious!!!!

Sticking a tongue in your ear... Who thought this is actually arousing?

We think it's fun when people call us. ?

We do all sorts of naughty things to each other when on the phone. The hard part is staying in control on the phone.

@sma seriously? Guys don't have to be ready all the time. Sometimes they aren't in the mood, especially if he's got a lot going on. Do you realize how upsetting it is for a guy to go soft? He could be tired a lot. He's probably got a lot going on especially if he's always got a lot on his mind. Maybe he's depressed or He either felt like he had to have sex with you and tried his best, but just wasn't into it, or he's got something wrong. That's not something to poke fun at.

Pulling my hair ?

Having pets in the room totally freaks me out. We lock both the cat and dog out, otherwise the dog would sit on the bed and cry at us the whole time. Goddamn pets are the worst during sex!!

When our cat and dog come to the door and start whining or scratching at it. For real guys?? They're like children. They sense that you don't want them around and come running. ;)

Burping

Trying to sneak time in our daily lives to have it and be rushed due to whatever.

Romance is important to us??

(Rushing intimacy is no good sex?)

When im on top IN CONTROL and they decide to do their own little rhythm thing which throws off my rhythm which in return ruins everything ive worked so hard for ? i almost feel like throwing him out a window "im sorry, but you've thrown off the emperors groove" ??

Men aren't allowed to turn down sex without being ridiculed and called a woman. ?

When women use it to get what they want, toying with men.

Omg nothing is more annoying than when you're on top and they start trying to take control. Like you're doing it all wrong stop it this is my goddamn spotlight!

You guys talking about all these cats and dogs but like, I can not do it in front of my dog. It makes me really uncomfortable lol I can't even be naked in front of my dog ??

@elleinadeisak I'm the same exact way! ?

Having sex in front of animals is a no?. You guys are odd hahhh

When he leans on my hair ouch..... I always tie it back now

Makes a joke or talks about random s*** during sex. Like seriously I'm thinking about that penis making me orgasm and here you are asking about a grocery list. ?

When he goes

"Say something nasty"

And im like... wait.... huh

Ummm.... "your penis is doing good stuff... Keep it up..."

And for the rest of the time its like.... why. Why. Why

The time he ripped my cervix...and the time after that...and that lol now that I'm pregnant he's much more careful but his ? is so large it's hard lol the first time it happened it looked like an episode of criminal minds there was so much blood

Leg cramp oh gosh how I hate that ?