Renee
pookiedoo
Renee·Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

Why Did I Pee Myself While Vomiting?

Y'all!!! ??

I just vomited so hard I peed myself. Every heave equaled pee running out...and I'm not even pregnant. Damn this stomach bug!

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Hope you feel better, pookie! I love what your ds said! ?

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How terrible ? but peeing is better than ?I’m your pants...I’ve def done that before while puking. I wouldn’t wish a stomach bug on anyone. They’re miserable

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I get it now, jerks...?

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@spark

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lol britt

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I did this 5 times one day last week. To be fair I was recovering from surgery, but it was a good reminder to do my kegels!

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Britt, at least she didn't post a pic!

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And then everyone wants to start sharing their turd traumas...

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Every time someone has a strange, bodily fluid mishap.... I SWEAR they run to bb!!

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I've had to sit on the toilet before and puke in my garbage can ? feel better pookie!!

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Been there. But mine was a kidney infection that I thought was the flu. It was embarrassing when I was at school and had to walk out of class, run to the bathroom, threw up and peed my pants. I debated on going home but it was a 30 minute drive anyways so I just stayed. Worst 3 weeks of my life.

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Done that! But at least I was pregnant

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After 2 kids that pretty happens Everytime now. ? it's so humiliating.

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@pookie omg I know how you feel! I hope it ends soon!!

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pookiedoo
Renee·Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

Thanks, ladies. It's seriously miserable! I've been home alone with the kids all day and given the fact that my daughter doesn't know how to NOT be in my face, it's only a matter of time before she has it.

I actually contemplated vomiting in my daughter's potty earlier today while sitting on the toilet having diarrhea. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at how pathetically sad and desperate that thought was! ??

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From now on sit on the toilet and puke in a bucket. Or little trashcan. One time I had a really bad bug, well actually dh and I both had it thank God for 2 bathrooms, but anyway I felt like I was gonna puke again so I went into the bathroom and also realized I felt like I was gonna explode out of my butt so I sat on the toilet real quick and realized there was no trashcan in there to grab to puke in (it was being used bedside for puke) then I saw dd's step stool and if you flip it over it's basically a bucket.... sooo yea I puked in an upside down stool while on the toilet. That thing saved me and everytime I look at it I send it a little salute of gratitude!

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Oh no pookie u got the bug too?!?! Be prepared for it to last 12-24 hours and probably the whole family to get it!! Ugh I’m so sorry to hear you’re sick. Hope everyone doesn’t get it cause it really blows!! My

Kids and husband started throwing up in the middle of the night so all over the beds and whatnot. I did about 10 loads of laundry Christmas Day all bedding!! Feel better soon

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That’s the worst! I would take my pants off when I puked and deal with the mess on the floor. It’s been years though...going back to my college/party/pre kid days. There were some rough mornings.

I hope you feel better soon!!!

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Hope you get to feeling better soon!

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Ah yeah that s*** sucks. Happened to me. I sneezed the other day 3 times in a row and each time I peed myself lol

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I’ve done that before!!! It was a mess ??

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