I know I posted a lot today, oh well. but am I the only one?! fml ??

I remember I went to sweet daddy cupcakes once and there was this gorgeous guy working.. I kept stuttering & I told him goodnight! it was 1pm.... ?

I always replay that in my head. like you're such a dumbass lol no wonder why I'm single.

lol, yup . i came to terms with that familiar confused look i sometimes get at my futile attempts at conversation.

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...and I just peed myself ??

I have a bad habit of going to stores and they'll say something like "come back soon!" And I'm like "you too!"

Then I mentally gripe at myself like "they work there of course they're coming back why would you say that!" Lol

My life in one picture.. ???

This is me every day.

Lmao my life

Omg... Me at work ??

"Thanks for all of your help"

Me: "mmm hmmm you do the same!"

What?!?! ?

Whenever I go out to eat, after the server is like "enjoy your meal!" I'm always like "thanks you too! Oh wait..."

Or at the movies "enjoy your movie!" "Thanks you too!"

Damn my need to be polite.

Story of my life ?

Lmao I laughed way too hard at this. This is so me ?

Yes. Just yes.

On the way into a restaurant, I passed a girl I haven't spoken to in years (she had her son with her):

Girl: "That was really good. Now this little boy just needs a nap!"

Me: "Oh yeah... Me too!"

*After she passed*

DH: "Hmmm. So you need a nap?"

? ...I can never get it right.

Today in the elevator a guy comes in and asked "how was your day". I said "so far so good this morning". It was 5pm.