Daughter giving me a complex
Daughter giving me a complex
So today my 2.5 yo daughter was sitting in my lap staring at my face. She then says to me "what's on your face. It dirty". She was talking about the mole on my cheek. I had to laugh. Thanks kid, for making me self conscious. ??. Your kids ever do that to you?
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I have pretty noticable widows peak and my dh thought it was funny to teach my son how to call me mickey mouse ?? so now my son will randomly point at my widows peak and call me mickey mouse?? i cant help but crack up everytime he does it though
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My son asked me once why my stomach "Looks like a flat balloon"...thanks, kid.
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In the shower when he was about 4, my son asked me "Mommy when baby sister gets bigger will her chichis be up here (puts his hands over his nipples) or will they be long like yours?" Long. ?. Im still not over it.
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I'm pregnant, and I've gotten acne on my chin bc of it. My 18 mo dd was laying on me tonight, and she points at my pimple and says "Bobo. Mama bobo." Lol
??♀️ thanks for pointing it out sweetie.
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Not my kid but my niece ...I have a couple moles on my arms ...she's 3 and she goes ....Aunty you have dirt on you you need to go shower lol ....thanks kid ?
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Dd was trying to put slime on my leg. She says " see mommy, the slime doesn't stick to you because your skin is old!"
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My two year old pokes my belly fat repeatedly and laughs each time ?
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My 2 year likes to tell me that I have a big bum and she has a tiny bum. DH thinks it's hilarious. Until she told him he has a big tummy, lol.
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I was changing the other day in front of my son and he pointed to my nipples and said "eww, dirty" ? Thanks kid, like I didn't know that I have super dark nipples, they fed your ungrateful butt. He also likes playing with hair but he won't play with mine because my hair isn't soft. ? My 2 year old is an honest one lol