Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious…

My SOs was "Did you find a replacement yet for Elvia?" Lol. I laughed wayyy to hard.

"I'm on my way home!"

"Just your luck..."

"Any other time he only eats one lol"

Yes you send how u want it too her want me to message her first to ask?

"Well, I didn't know that, so you'll have time to pick out which pieces you want to keep"

Haha, talking about things I've already packed away for our move.

"Ugh, everyone wants a fee"

She's so silly

"She made a big mess!! I have my hands full with her, so messy ??"

I would have already been arrested. Haha that's pretty fitting ??

Did boo show you those videos?

Very welcome. ??

Brunch for your birthday and then cut the cake at home, star wars themed cake sounds good? Trust me, you're going to love it. (Now this makes me an instant suspect OP, to my DH)

And the other text mssage to my brother was "NO REGERTS". Lmao funnier ??????

I just got my period babe --- I swear that was the last text I sent! Lol oh my god

Yeaaa! Mr. Gator kicking ass (?? dh was playing poker & winning).

The surgery is not invasive at all.. Lol.. My grandma is haveing eye surgery right now..

We gave him Motrin.

ETA: I don't think that's gonna help!

Lmfao @pp

"It's like a redneck ball pit" lol

There is an urgent care 6 blocks from your house right by the gas station on Southfield rd.

Lol, My cousin just moved to my moms neighborhood and shes sick and asked where the closet urgent care was so she can get checked out and a drs note for work lol

"It's like as soon as I clean it up, he does it again. It's never ending!"

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"I've washed her sheets and comforter and I made a solution to take the smell and stain out of the mattress and sprayed it." ?

"The city inspected the hot water heater and said all is fine."

Some of you guys sound like murderers lol

"I was already here when you asked if I was coming lol I got here at 8:30"

"Lmao but you'll help me paint, right?"

We are leaving funeral home now. We may stop for a bite to eat once we get to Nj. I'll keep you posted.

"I definitely will ?. Miss u guys ?"

"Yep, the tambourine just went down" hahaha

(My son pulled the tambourine off his exersaucer)

"7-9pm though. ?"

"Do the cats have food? Chloe is bugging me"

I need to stock up! I want enough to last all year round!! ??..... was talking to my friend about Easter eggs

"Yeah! The squeal is totally gone." ??

"Babe, did you teach our son to do that? It's so cute!"

"Throwing up again"

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Good morning,Please be advised there is no Lolly Pop lady out St James this afternoon. Please be careful.Kind regards

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"They definitely did something right when they raised hawk and how Raven went so horribly wrong we may never know".

I had my judgey pants on earlier. ?

It's awful this year

I swear sawyer has a 6th sense about when I'm sleeping.

It's been a long couple of days.

The headache is better. Not gone but definitely better

Boys...

"I feel bad lol" lol!!!

"I think they are the same price lol"

"How did the meeting go?"

Not so good I guess ?

"That's fine. I just expect a million $ for taking one for the team."

My bff said she'd run me over for 5 million $.

" Leave it. "

Actual sms text message:

"Some stuff from lab"

My friend asked me what was on the chemistry quiz

On whatsapp:

"I know it's weird sometimes I get cramps and heat flashes but my period isn't showing up"

Was talking to my cousin about spotting while bf. Lets hope this isn't what my period looks like when it comes back ?

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"Because that's facked"

"How much was that big box of wipes from Amazon" lol wow that oddly fits this

"I'm afraid to eat lol"

No worries but thats totally my fault!!!!! This is great!

"??????" legit my last text ?????

Yeah that's not good ...it looks horrible! Make sure he does rest ! Even if he feels better

Yeah that happens too. I remember you told me and I was so sad for all your gorgeous shoes lol

"Ooookie dokie then! Draco would enjoy that! ?"

"You called? I was washing dishes."

ETA: or was i really washing dishes when you called? ?

I'll pick them up after work tomorrow

Ok I'm home

English

"How much money do you have saved?"

"Do you want to play a game with me?"

You can come anytime

"I love you so much too, be careful"

That's good. Yeah I'm sure it's a little weird for him too. But as long as he's happy.

That was such a good nap! Glad I set an alarm ha

Sloane is smiling at the ceiling fan. She loves those ceiling fans.

Not sure, waiting on colton. ??

Mine is a meme. Its Mr. T and it says "Hey boy... you look mighty cute in them jeans, now come over here and fck me up the ass"

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Let me know if you want me throw your laundry in I didn't see where you layed your clothes out

"Okay" that could go sooo many ways.

I gotta feed ruby. Where do you want to go?

@op, iron supplements are probably a good idea after seeing this picture! Lol

Mine was "way to go judge!"

In response to the judge that court ordered a drug addicted prostitute to be on birth control. (She lost 4 kids to the state for being unfit already? )

@@@@bad, I guess never ever go broke around you lmao

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"Hey mama! How's the baby?"

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You said that you wanted to talk??

You're welcome ?

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If they're real that's a good ass deal!

Can u bring me a coca cola and some cool ranch Doritos from the store please and thank u lol

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/221239400424817821/

'Go to sleep'.

"It literally is so recurrent the medicine works but it comes back always"

"His sippy cup is inside." NOOOOO!!! It makes it sound like my child died or he was drinking blood. ?????

Cool you can just do it at the ATM machine

Let me know if you head out

Okie dokie

More importantly, what day should we go for curry?

Sunday night since Stephanie is off work, kids don't have school Monday

Anytime and you are more than welcome!!

That's good

"Ugh I just wanted that damn house! ?"

"So how's about that bunker? We got 1K to throw at it ?"

? In response to the Russian ship currently 50 miles from my home. I am laughing so hard at this thread.

"Are you with him?"

But that's super exciting I think that's probably the funnest part of your job is the shipments huh

Next door having been chopping down more trees

Fantastic!

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Pass by the store and get some string cheese if you can

Will do! Don't worry about it. ?

Ask Tierra (niece) if she wants McDonald's??