Ashlee Golding
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Ashlee Golding·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

Midnight madness strikes again.

It hasn't happened in a while. DH had a history though. So picture this:

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Mine has done this a time or two as well. It has never actually led to sex, because he usually starts, then falls asleep again. Wakes up a few min later, does it again, and then falls asleep for another 5 min. After a few rounds of this, he is usually out for good. I don't even respond. I tease him the next day, and he always swears he was so awake. Yea...ok, bud...

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My so has definitely done this? it's been a while though. It's usually when he's had some drinks in him.

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This happens every night. We're laying in bed he's asleep already.. I'm on bb and out of nowhere he wakes up and grabs me to kiss me.. Tongue and everything ??... Wakes up the next morning and he will say I was laying.... The funny thing is I try to resist from my him grabbing me (since I know he's not fully awake) but I can't, he's too strong lol.

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My husband does this!! But we'll actually get into the act and he wakes up mid way through lol. Of course he doesn't complain any lol.

The most frustrating to me is he can get up, walk around, come back into bed, hold a conversation with me, and not remember ANYTHING the next morning.

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Dh did this to me a while back; however, when I woke up and started getting into it, he came to and acted like I was violating him in HIS sleep. ? I've never felt like a bigger creep than in that moment. ? He didn't even remember any of it the next day!

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My husband will initiate and would wake up mid naughty time and be like "oh ok"... he'd even ask if he started it or if I did. Umm I was ASLEEP. YOU started it. YOU were asleep through half of it.

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Ashlee Golding·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

Glad to know I'm not the only one that deals with this ?

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My hubby and the crap he pulls at night give me night terrors.

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My husband does this too! I thought he was the only one! It's drives me crazy! And he has absolutely NO recollection in the morning! Too funny!

He doesn't have any history of night terrors or sleep walking. But he does talk on his sleep a little more often than the average person, and he moves his arms a lot in his sleep (i.e. Small twitches that resemble moments he makes at work, and extending his arms at length and rubbing/itching his hands). He's an odd duck lol

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One night I woke up to my sleeping so humping my butt lol be must have been doing it for a while for it to have woken me up. I just pushed him off and fell back asleep he doesn't remember it at all lol.

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Oh my, my partner has done the same in the past. More often then not, he kinda just humps me (or the wall!), but when he goes all out then stops its so annoying. At the beginning of our relationship I got so offended that he would just fall asleep. I didn't think I was that bad!

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My dh does the same thing! He eventually wakes up if I respond. If not, he'll roll over and start snoring again. ??

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Ashlee Golding·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

Lol I so would if he wasn't such a bear when he doesn't sleep well ??

I could just imagine. "Batch wake up and take your pants off" ??

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My husband is notorious for this shat. It drives me bananas. Only I'm a rude batch and wake his peacefully sleeping a%# up and make him finish what he started.

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Ashlee Golding·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

He has a long history of sleep walking and night terrors. It usually only happens if he gets super stressed or super tired. It makes me laugh though lol.

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This is too funny!

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I literally don't get how he did that all in his sleep

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Ashlee Golding·Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года), ждёт третьего

It hasn't happened in a while. DH had a history though. So picture this:

DH is totally wiped from work (he goes in at 3am). So at 8:30 he goes to bed and I'm pretty tired too from not sleeping well, so I do too. At about 9, DH, who I thought was already dead to the world, slowly snakes his hand over and grabs my butt. I'm interested. It's been a while, so I don't resist at all as the other arm straps around my waist and pulls me flush to him. A few neck kisses and some heavy pawing later, I'm really into it. I'm about ready to turn over and get things done when DH rolls away and goes right back to sleep leaving me hot and panting and unable to sleep ?

He was asleep the whole freaking time. I should have known. He has a history of doing this. I forgot to ask him if he was awake. If I did, and he answered coherently, I'd know he was awake. If not I'd let him do what he wished and try not to get too into it lol. It had been a long time since he's done this so I forgot. Then the man has the gall to ask why I'm so tired this morning. ? sleep pervert lol.

He can't be the only one right? Lol. He even said "did I molest you last night or was I dreaming". I guess at least this time he remembered. He usually doesn't and says I'm fibbing. Lol

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