Before having my daughter last year he asked "so are you gonna take the drugs?" I said "yeah, have you ever seen the birthing videos? He says "no, but I've seen Look Who's Talking!" I think my face said it all. But then I made him watch one of the videos online that think scarred him for life. But he got the real idea of childbirth.

Mines not that funny. He's taken to calling me turtle. He says every time I try to get up or roll over it's like a turtle stuck on its back. I'm not sensitive enough to be offended but he's so proud and amused by himself I would like to throat punch him.

So this wasn't my SO, but a friend of his wanted to tell me a fun "fact" she knew about babies. She told me babies had gils like a fish and that's how they breathed in the womb ? haha she was very surprised when I told her they got their oxygen through the blood stream in the umbilical cord.

We just had a freak baby coming 3 months early and yesterday I was outside taking to my mom. I couldn't tell if i was sweating, peeing myself out of my water broke. My mom left we went upstairs and he said "let me check" I didn't get what he meant he said"pull then down and let me check if it is coming the front and no where else we know it water and not sweat"

With our first My husband didn't know that contractions hurt....he though it was just the baby coming out that hurt. Lol

He told me the other night "I've looked down at you twice so far and from where I am I can't even see your pumz " ??? I almost died!

When I was slightly freaking out a few weeks ago about a bridesmaid dress not fitting by the time the wedding got here (I was probably 23 weeks at the time), my hubby was trying to assure me that everything would be fine. He said, "Well you've already expanded so much these past few weeks, I really don't think you can get much bigger" ??? Ok babe, we still have over 3 months to go. Let's make a bet.

DH asked... Whats that dark line down your belly? Lol told him some women get it and some dont when they're pregnant. His response, oh so you're just fat. Lol it should've offended me but it really didnt lol ?

" can I milk you?!" Uhm I don't have any milk yet bro...

My DH asked how long do I plan on breast feeding and if I thought I could make enough milk for a whole bowl of cereal ????

After giving birth to our 1st, he said woah it looked like the baby was coming out of your butt!

???? these are great! My bf hasn't said anything weird yet.

" think the doctor will let me take over, and deliver her." All I could do was shake my head.

He's in charge of planning something for my 30th birthday, he asked me "is it safe for you to go to a comedy show or will laughing too hard make the baby fall out?" I think my response gave him his answer lol

? these are priceless

Omg lol

With my first I had to have my water broken by the doctor and I told him he said okay and sat in the doc chair down by my legs to watch. The doc said relax your legs.... I said uhhh no... Not until he's up here. He pokes his lip out hangs his head and walks up to my front half lol

"So, the umbilical cord, where does it go?" Me: "do you mean what is it connected to? Because it's connected to the placenta. I have to birth/push that out after the baby". Him: "ok good so it all comes out? Cuz it's like, really long. I was hoping it didn't get sucked back up in there" ?????

"So I just need to know the rules, am I allowed to call you Buddha?"

My first pregnancy my husband said, when you go into labor and you unknowingly shat while pushing... I will not laugh..... Well won't laugh to hard, but I'll see love you! Lol WOW really?!?!???

Haha I was going to write the same thing! First pregnancy my husband asked in the ante natal classes if it was only four women birthing per room ???