My dd calls Hello Kitty "homo kitty".

That's all I got...

My 3 year old calls her cheek her neek.

My six yo still calls woodpeckers "poodweckers". I'm going to be so sad when she stops.

My 2.5 year old will randomly say "ah-dumpa-wahr".. We used to think he was saying "a jump, roar!", trying to scare us but he says it at such random times, I have no idea lol

She calls all dog caca because my mils dog name is blanca. But caca in Spanish means ?

My DS also says douche instead of juice.. He says "papa" when he's hungry which DH taught him because papas is potatoes in Spanish and I guess a lot of Hispanics just call food papa when talking to toddlers. He also calls sleep night night or mimis..

Ducks say "cock" ?

Sun is a broken ball.

Magoo = Mickey or Minnie Mouse
Buhgoo = booty lol

Dee-dee= blanket
New-new=sippy cup
Kia=candy
Stirrup=stay up

When my son was little he couldnt say eyeball. He would say E-Ball
He could say eye. He could say ball. He refused to say it together.
To this day he will still call candy eyeballs at Halloween e-balls. He will be 11!

I don't have a toddler yet but these were my two famously weird toddler terms:

Pencil - 'damu'
Pepsi - 'dottery'

Sad that a little one would even have a word for Pepsi, I know. My mother was addicted & always had one in her hand.

When my now 3 year old was about 18 mos he used to call me "Ma Ninga". My name is Melissa and I think that's what he was trying to say. But in public people would stare at us because it sounded like he was saying "my niggggga". OMG was that interesting to explain. Ps we never use swear words, especially racist terminology. So it was all innocence.

My 3 year old calls the sprinkler a f*cker. Lol!

When I tell kenady something isn't funny she will reply it's a bit funny. Damn peppa pig.