My dd calls Hello Kitty "homo kitty".

That's all I got...

My 3 year old calls her cheek her neek.

My six yo still calls woodpeckers "poodweckers". I'm going to be so sad when she stops.

My 2.5 year old will randomly say "ah-dumpa-wahr".. We used to think he was saying "a jump, roar!", trying to scare us but he says it at such random times, I have no idea lol

She calls all dog caca because my mils dog name is blanca. But caca in Spanish means ?

My DS also says douche instead of juice.. He says "papa" when he's hungry which DH taught him because papas is potatoes in Spanish and I guess a lot of Hispanics just call food papa when talking to toddlers. He also calls sleep night night or mimis..

Ducks say "cock" ?

Sun is a broken ball.

Magoo = Mickey or Minnie Mouse

Buhgoo = booty lol

Dee-dee= blanket

New-new=sippy cup

Kia=candy

Stirrup=stay up

When my son was little he couldnt say eyeball. He would say E-Ball

He could say eye. He could say ball. He refused to say it together.

To this day he will still call candy eyeballs at Halloween e-balls. He will be 11!

I don't have a toddler yet but these were my two famously weird toddler terms:

Pencil - 'damu'

Pepsi - 'dottery'

Sad that a little one would even have a word for Pepsi, I know. My mother was addicted & always had one in her hand.

When my now 3 year old was about 18 mos he used to call me "Ma Ninga". My name is Melissa and I think that's what he was trying to say. But in public people would stare at us because it sounded like he was saying "my niggggga". OMG was that interesting to explain. Ps we never use swear words, especially racist terminology. So it was all innocence.

My 3 year old calls the sprinkler a f*cker. Lol!

When I tell kenady something isn't funny she will reply it's a bit funny. Damn peppa pig.

My daughter calls the litter box the glitter box like a previous poster's child. I have given up trying to correct her.

When my dd was little sorry was "sar-si" binky was "shim-shki" ring pop was pee-pop...aww i miss those years!

Tittytat= pizza

Caabasee= mac n cheese

Yeeyees= french fries

Nnhhh(sound through his nose)= bug

Titties= kitties....that one was always awkward

Cock= clock

Dick= stick

Admittedly, we had some fun with these before correcting them.

My older dd taught my toddler the word pie-hole. The other day she had her hands in her diaper saying "mom, something is bugging my pie hole!"

Um, wrong end kiddo.

My little cousin thought the color black was called purple... basically any dark color was purple. we were at Walmart and this black guy walked by and my little cousin said "look mommy it's a purple man" .... lol he just laughed

My niece, who's four, can't say 'grandma' she says "wahwah' yesterday my dh asked her about her first haircut and asked who took her and she said 'wahwah' and dh didn't know what she was talking about lol.

Cup is pup

Juice is boosh

Baby is bayee

Stick is dick

When my 4yo was younger he would call his pirate ship toy pirate sh!t.

My 2yo says "ahn-juuuuise" for orange juice and "ow-soss" for applesauce. And he calls his favorite blanket "boppy"

My DS says;

Tuice=Juice

Cocolate milks=chocolate milk

Jeans=all pants

Pool=pool or bathtub basically anything filled with water lol

Tisses=kisses

There's so much more lol

My daughter calls her arm pit "giggle "

When she was smaller I would tickle her and say "tickle tickle tickle" and she thought I was saying giggle...and she thought it was called a giggle. She knows it's armpit now but she still says giggle.

My son who is now 7 called hot dogs, dog hots for years. :)

When my dd says lasagna it sounds like she's saying vagina. Lol. She also calls ds2 "patas" instead of "tatas" (spanish)

Ds calls every animal a duck. He also thinks everything that is round is a ball. He loves the moon because it's a pretty ball! When he's hungry or sees food he'll say mama biiiiiiite! If he wants his cup he says nee dink!

My 18mo calls dogs "kawgas" no idea why

My DD calls kitty litter "kitty glitter"

My 16 month old calls our dog bad... cause we yell bad dog when he gets into stuff. I think she thinks thats his name.

My son calls potatoes "toetatoes" or "toepatoes" and our cat seamus he calls "shaymee" I know there's more but that's all I can think of right now lol

My lo will give you his cup when he wants some 'juice' and say 'Peese' and when you fill it up and give it to him he'll say 'tanetu' -everything is juice even if its water. When I till him to give daddy a kiss night-night, he'll start waving to his dad while walking up to him either puckering his lips saying 'mmmmmmmm' or he'll say 'see you, see you' and then give him a kiss. Im teaching him that if he wants something to say 'some, please' or 'eat-eat please'. I also tell him that 'Mommy would like for you to start using your words so mommy knows what you want'

He's learning to count and sing the ABC's

My son says "wiving room" instead of living room. If you correct the pronunciation he says "willing room". Lol. That first L just won't come out right!

If my two year old doesn't want something, he will tell me, "my can't want it."

DS used to cal DH guy guy all the time. He could say dad but instead used guy guy. He's recently stopped and it's kinda sad.

All action figures are bad guys lol. And if he's playing swords he pics another toy (usually a block) and it's the bad guy. He then proceeds to knock the bad guy down. Over and over