Sibling Love My 17 year old son just told my 11 year old son that if he runs fast enough into the…

My 17 year old son just told my 11 year old son that if he runs fast enough into the brick pillar out here that he will end up at Hogwarts.....

Lmao

What do your kids say/do to each other in the name of sibling love and/or rivalry?

Eta: Or what did you do growing up?

Not my kids but when I was teenager we rented a huge house on the lake for my step dads company summer party. My brother is 7 years younger than me and I told him there was a drinking fountain in the bathroom....it's a bidet ?

*disclaimer* I never actually let him take a drink out of it

Lmao pp that's awesome!!

My brother told me to kick a tree because it's made of rubber. I kicked it, it wasn't made of rubber ?

I use to switch the wrappers on dum-dum suckers. I would put the nasty flavors on the good pops so my sister wouldn't eat them. She never figured it out and didn't touch them after awhile.

My husband told his younger brother when they were kids that if he jumped off the roof of their garage with umbrellas they'd just float down... his little brother got to try first ??‍♀️

I was apparently the devil when I was a child. I told my little bro that maple syrup came out of trees so I basically tricked him into licking tree sap off of a tree. I "did" it first, but had him close his eyes.