telling me no
EVERY TIME I tell my daughter yes, she shakes her head no.
Warning... that seems too easy. Want to come down with an iron fist
Would a shock collar work as well as a water bottle?
Yeah I think it's time for drastic measures. Take everything out of her room. Only a mattress on the floor with one pillow, blanket. Keep only three outfits and make her wash. Only they typical three meals a day with NO snacks. Meals should be as bland as possible. Do this for a week and her behavior should improve ;) if not you're just going to have to put her in foster care or something
Ahh I knew I should have given her intrauterine spankings when she kicked more than the required 10 per hours. I spoiled her

Tell me I'm not seeing things!!?????
Boy or Girl?
What's your gut telling you?
Please tell me 4 is better than 3!!!
She's only 9 months old!! So, 5-7 beatings should do the trick. Once she hits 10 months, you're really going to have to step it up or she'll be smoking on the porch with her boyfriend by the time she's 2.