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Newlyironman
Newlyironman
Мама сына (3 года), беременна (37 нед.)

to young for you bro...

Haven't had one of these in awhile so.... go!

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If she doesn't know that NOBODY puts Baby in a corner, she's too young for you bro!

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If she's never seen TRL, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't know that ? = your brain on drugs she's too young for you bro

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If she's never gotten kicked out of an aol online chat room because a sibling picked up the dang phone, she's too young for you bro. ?

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If she doesn't know who Downtown Julie Brown, Kurt Loder, and Serena Altshul are, she's too young for you bro!

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If she doesn't know why moviefone has the word "phone" in it (and never called it for movie times), she's too young for you bro.

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If she's never sat and watched the news on snow days waiting for your school number to be called she's too young for u bro!!!

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If she never had a Nokia brick phone with the changeable face plates/buttons/antennas and played snake on it, she's too young for you bro.

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If she's never called "time and temp" she's to young for you bro

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If she doesn't know who Dr Lipschitz is...she's too young for you bro ?

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If she never went through the "no eyebrow" stage she's too young for you bro!

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@mommy TGIF was the best!!! It's one of my fondest memories when I would stay at my dads house on the weekends (my parents divorced when my twin and I were 6 years old!!!!)

If she's never had to blow into a Nintendo game for it to work she's too young for u bro!!!

I love these. Brings me back to the good old days lol

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If she doesn't know who Lisa Frank is, she's too young for you bro.

Or maybe we are all just old? ?

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If shes never heard of jellies the first time they came out shes too young for you bro!

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If shes never watched TGIF (dinosaurs and family matters) SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!

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If she didn't wake up extra early on Saturday mornings for cartoons and cereal on channel 8 she is to young for you bro.

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If you look at her and say, "Helloooooo nurse!" and she wonders why you called her a nurse, she's too young for you bro!

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Omg these are the best ???

If she's never said "As if" she's too young for you bro

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If she doesn't know the Hanson brothers she's too young for you bro

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If she thinks Eminem is candy... she's too young for you bro.

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If she can't finish "In West Philadelphia..." she's too young for you bro.

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If she says, "cash me outside, how bout dah?" She's too young for you bro!

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If she's never played the Atari, she's too young for you bro!

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If she never blew on a Nintendo 64, she's too young for you bro.

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I must be right on the edge of just old enough and to young! ? I know over half of these things​. Haha.

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If she thinks "Screech" is a sound a bird makes she's too you for you bro

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Lmaoo joffree?? i always thought opposite!! Hahaha

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One more ?

If she doesn't recognize what a cassette tape is and doesn't know how bad things can spiral out of control if a tape player eats one, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't remember what Lindsey Lohan was like before becoming a train wreck, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't remember Christina Aguilera pre- "dirrty", or even that she had a dirty phase, she's too young for you bro.

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@preglife I hated Aaron Carter. Nick Carter was so much hotter ?

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If she never crushed on Aaron Carter,

She's too young for you bro.

"How did u know. Coz i never told. U found out. I had a crush on you"

Omgg i was OBSESSED with this song ?

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If she never had a crush on someone in the Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC, she's too young for you bro.

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If she asks "who's 2 pack?" She too young for you bro!

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If she doesn't know "who let the dogs out" she too young for you bro!

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If she's never heard of "the box" she too young for u bro!!!

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If she doesn't know Beyoncé was part of Destiny's Child, she's too young for you bro!

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If she doesn't know what a George Forman grill is she's too young for you bro!

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If she never had Bebo or MySpace, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't know why people say "roll down the window", she's too young for you bro

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If she calls you bae, she's too young for you bro.

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If she can't tell you what time usher was in his droptop cruising the streets, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't know the colors of the original Power Rangers, she's too young for you bro

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If she doesn't know what dunkaroos are, she's too young for you bro

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If she doesn't know what "spice world" is, she's too young for you.

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want ?

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If she doesn't know where Will Smith spent most of his days, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't remember the bud-wise-er bullfrogs, she's too young for you bro

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If she doesn't know who sublime is she is too young for you bro

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If she thinks BJ means the yellow dinosaur from Barney...

She's too young for you bro....

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If she doesn't know... "make' em say uhhhhhh nah-nah-nah-nah" she's too damn young for ya bro

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newlyironman

NewlyironmanМама сына (3 года), беременна (37 нед.)

If she doesn't know why you "hang up the phone"... she's too young for you bro

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If she doesn't know "where's the beef?!" She's too young for you, bro.

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If she's never done the Night at the Roxbury head bob, she's too young for ya bro

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If she thinks Blockbuster is the newest movie playing in the theater, she's too young for you bro.

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If she's never heard the phrase, "Be kind, rewind." She's too young for you bro

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If she's never seen a dancing lobster, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't know who loves orange soda, she's too young for you bro.

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If her shoes still light up when she walks, she's too young for you bro.

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If she recognizes Emma Watson as Belle instead of Hermione, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't know the dial up sound, she's too young bro

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If she thinks wearing chokers is a new trend, she's too young for you bro.

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If she doesn't remember Y2K she's too young for you bro.

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If she thinks Pluto isn't a planet she's too young for you bro

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