you might be a mom if...

I had to stay in bed with food poisoning yesterday and it was horrible, be glad you're healthy, sorry to play devil's advocate...

Last week my dh was bed ridden with a cold for THREE days, which conveniently hit the day after he was complaining about never getting a break- even though he hadn't worked in a few weeks and I was on my 28th day working IN A ROW. He's driving me insane. I'd give anything to get a cold and lay in bed for even one day but I can't afford to get sick because my supply will drop anymore, and ya know the whole working mom thing ?

Men.

Lmaooooo

When your standing and instinctively start rocking even though your not holding your baby.

To add to what I JUST said...I can feel my self leaking ?

I get jealous that my husband doesn't wake up with hard leaky boobs lol also that he gets home from work by 3pm and I have a regular 9-5 job lol he does leave at the crack of dawn though

7pm and on is "me time"

Yes, lol dh had knee surgery recently. And I was thinking how lucky he is to get to lay in bed!

Pp lol

When going to work is more "me" time then being at home ?

You have pieces of cereal puffs in your hair, snot on your shirt and pants, a baby on your boob and a full heart ?

Lol!!! Yes!!

Omg. This is me. My husband has a cold. He stayed home from work and has been either sleeping or in bed watching tv all day. I want that cold.

Although, there's no way I could pull off staying in bed all day unless I am literally dying.

You know you're a mom when you've learned how to do laundry, pull your pants down use the bathroom and pull your pants up, cook a full meal, eat said meal, and clean said meal up, all with one free hand.

I always get jealous when dh goes to work lunches and doesn't have to chase a baby, share his food, or have floaters in his drink. Also, he gets to ? alone when he's at work and that's not fair lol