my husband has no idea...

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Found out recently that my husband didn't know that starting to dilate does not mean you are in labor. Had a cervical check recently and the dr said I was about 1/2 a cm dilated. I told my husband and he was like "you're going into labor already?" ? guess he didn't remember how I was 1 cm dilated for the last 3 weeks of my first pregnancy.

Sleep equals your body being rested ?

My dh is the woman and I am the man in the relationship. That's what we like to call it jokingly. He works part-time and then the remainder is at home while I work full-time + some. He will help me do anything around the house if needed. He complains, but the man looks awfully hot sorting laundry ??. The only thing I do solely is the inside cooking. He grills anything he can to avoid using the inside appliances

Why SO had no idea that horse boarding meant it's a place for horses to be house he thought it meant horses were taught to snowboard "seriously " he has a college degree in computer science he's the dumbest smart person i know ??‍♀️

Laundry.. He has no idea how to even turn our washer and dryer on ?

Reading all of these, my husband is amazing!!! He's completely across everything... laundry, cleaning, cooking, common sense every day everything. Feeling pretty damn lucky. Haha

Haha @taco my husband had never been around babies until we had our first. I caught him putting his diaper on backwards lol

How to put things IN the laundry hamper

How to do laundry

How to mop or clean anything

How to BBQ (or even "turn it on" I use charcoal btw)

How to change the light bulbs in the fixtures in the house (they all have different covers)

How to install a light fixtures (yes I'm bob the builder as well)

How to fix appliances like the fridge (yep I fixed that too)

How to cook anything aside from

Hotdog, ramen and fried egg )

I could go on for ever

Um I'm pretty sure my husband doesn't know how to use the washing machine!!! He's never done his own laundry. 1st his mom did it for him then he would pay his sister to do it then we moved in together at 21 years old and I do all the laundry

How to change a diaper.

Dh asked me the other day if he needed to flip the chicken over when grilling it. ? I am the one that uses the grill haha

I think it would be a lot easier to jot down the things my husband actually does know

That his dishes don't magically walk from the table into the sink, clean themselves and then crawl back into the cupboard for his next feast.

How to loosen straps on a car seat.

The plants and the fish need water.?

He has no idea how put laundry inside the laundry basket. It's always perfectly circling around the basket. I'm actually impressed that he's that bad at aiming.

He also doesn't know how to put dishes Inside the sink. I don't get it.

My husband once asked me when New Years was...

Ummm New Years is on January 1st ?? lmao

I have not let him live it down.

My husband has no idea that we own trash barrels AND laundry baskets (gasp ?). OR how to utilize them ?

There are so many ??

Once laundry gets done it is suppose to go back into the closet.

The dogs don't take care of their own health care. I actually do it ?

My husband doesn't know if the gas light comes on in the car it means put faking gas in it. ? "miles est. to tank --.-"

That when you do dishes they are supposed to be food free afterwards