So . What was it?

"You have ten more minutes until bedtime, ok?"

I'm good with that. ?

"High five"

To my 2yo. Which seems totally doable, since we have to high five 597046x a day anyway.

Did you poop?

I don't care, just pick up the toys.

I am not in the best mood

"Sebastian, go to sleep." And I feel like that's the only thing I've been saying for the last 45 mins anyway lol.

"Halal food is yummy." I may be struck down cause I'm a white girl.

They changed the password

No time... Why would you be struck down for being white and liking halal?

Get outta here ??

I am trying to poop and my 4yo loves to try and have a convo while I'm ?

FORGET ABOUT THE VOLCANO AND GO THE HECK TO SLEEP.

Welp.

"Yes you can go poop."

I'm sure I'll be fired tomorrow with that lol.

How many people have they killed already!? ?

Father in laws watching a movie.

"I love your butt"

Mmm. Can't say that to my son's headteacher, can I?

"Eli stop."

My dog trying to steal my food.

"It isnt bad at all but im paranoid it'll get worse"

?nappy rash

*Joking*

Why is it green though?

"Please watch it with your brother"

I find myself saying this 24/7???

"Everything you need to know about vegetables..."

I'm watching Peppa Pig and mimicked what was said on it haha.

"You're such a good boy"

He was washing his legs and feet all by himself

" Let's play Minecraft ???? "

Let's watch national lampoons Christmas vacation

Do you want to play with daddy?

"You don't know sh*t."

Oh ?

"I don't even know what to say about that..."?

"Pot roast is so good " ??

Lee Ann Odell stop now.

"I will shoot you in the ballsack if something happens to the baby on your time"

My dh has a habit of getting lost in a show while our 1 yr old roams around the house. It's baby proofed good but he's starting to climb everything.

I just spoke within the last 5 minutes.

I don't have any clue as to what I actually said ?

"Give me lots of lovins. Have really good sleeps!"

Putting ds down for bed.

Omg it's so warm

One more bite come on!

Lol

Oh ok

"Good night, my little love" ❤

I need crayons for Quintin.

"Glory to the new born King."

Singing Hark The Herald Angels Sing to my girl so she can go to sleep.

"You just ate, don't be a fatass"

Well, I'll be quite rude to everyone for the next 2 days lol

"I will be in my office."

That's what I always say when I am sneaking off to use the restroom.

No more water, it's time for bed!

"Time for bed!" ????

It's the f***ING Catalina wine mixer.

(Watching step bothers with DH) ?

"He doesnt really put anything in his mouth anymore. " ??

"He's finally asleep" lol

"Eat the facking cheese!"

Let's clarify first, I was saying that to my cat. ?

"Oh baby, we do this every night, just lay down."

? I was talking to my son about putting him in his crib, I swear.

"Huh"

"I have to go to the bathroom"

Lol

"Want to jingle my bell"

"What is this?"

"Laundry sucks."

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do.

Heard it on the radio and I can't get it out of my head. You're welcome ?

"Gotta run before he sees me go in the other room!" ? my son pitches a fit if I go in any room he isn't in.

Open your mouth?

She use to fit on my chest and now she's too big .

My baby is 5 months now ?

Here goes nothing...

It's to the right

Let's go to ?

"Just let me Fricking sleep!" (I used a different word though...)

I have to go get stupid gas in the cold.

"Okay, thank you."