"Okay, thank you."

I have to go get stupid gas in the cold.

"Just let me Fricking sleep!" (I used a different word though...)

Let's go to ?

It's to the right

Here goes nothing...

She use to fit on my chest and now she's too big .

My baby is 5 months now ?

Open your mouth?

"Gotta run before he sees me go in the other room!" ? my son pitches a fit if I go in any room he isn't in.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do.

Heard it on the radio and I can't get it out of my head. You're welcome ?

"Laundry sucks."

"What is this?"

"Want to jingle my bell"

"I have to go to the bathroom"

Lol

"Huh"

"Oh baby, we do this every night, just lay down."

? I was talking to my son about putting him in his crib, I swear.

"Eat the facking cheese!"

Let's clarify first, I was saying that to my cat. ?

"He's finally asleep" lol

"He doesnt really put anything in his mouth anymore. " ??

It's the f***ING Catalina wine mixer.

(Watching step bothers with DH) ?

"Time for bed!" ????

No more water, it's time for bed!

"I will be in my office."

That's what I always say when I am sneaking off to use the restroom.

"You just ate, don't be a fatass"

Well, I'll be quite rude to everyone for the next 2 days lol

"Glory to the new born King."

Singing Hark The Herald Angels Sing to my girl so she can go to sleep.

I need crayons for Quintin.

"Good night, my little love" ❤

Oh ok

One more bite come on!

Lol

Omg it's so warm

"Give me lots of lovins. Have really good sleeps!"

Putting ds down for bed.

I just spoke within the last 5 minutes.

I don't have any clue as to what I actually said ?

"I will shoot you in the ballsack if something happens to the baby on your time"

My dh has a habit of getting lost in a show while our 1 yr old roams around the house. It's baby proofed good but he's starting to climb everything.

Lee Ann Odell stop now.

"Pot roast is so good " ??

"I don't even know what to say about that..."?

"You don't know sh*t."

Oh ?

Do you want to play with daddy?

Let's watch national lampoons Christmas vacation

" Let's play Minecraft ???? "

"You're such a good boy"

He was washing his legs and feet all by himself

"Everything you need to know about vegetables..."

I'm watching Peppa Pig and mimicked what was said on it haha.

"Please watch it with your brother"

I find myself saying this 24/7???

Why is it green though?

*Joking*

"It isnt bad at all but im paranoid it'll get worse"

?nappy rash

"Eli stop."

My dog trying to steal my food.

"I love your butt"

Mmm. Can't say that to my son's headteacher, can I?

How many people have they killed already!? ?

Father in laws watching a movie.

"Yes you can go poop."

I'm sure I'll be fired tomorrow with that lol.

FORGET ABOUT THE VOLCANO AND GO THE HECK TO SLEEP.

Welp.

Get outta here ??

I am trying to poop and my 4yo loves to try and have a convo while I'm ?

No time... Why would you be struck down for being white and liking halal?

They changed the password

"Halal food is yummy." I may be struck down cause I'm a white girl.

"Sebastian, go to sleep." And I feel like that's the only thing I've been saying for the last 45 mins anyway lol.

I don't care, just pick up the toys.

I am not in the best mood

Did you poop?

"High five"

To my 2yo. Which seems totally doable, since we have to high five 597046x a day anyway.

"You have ten more minutes until bedtime, ok?"

I'm good with that. ?