Ugh... This guy I know is called Dildo R. He decided to put a little pocket vibrator up his a****** and lost it. He went to the ER to get it removed and everyone in the ER heard him buzzing while seated in the waiting room. He had just replaced the batteries. All the seats are connected and those close by felt the vibrations. He even has an X-ray to prove it.

I'm clenching my bum hole as I'm writing this. Hope he used a lot of lubricant.

Well at least he wasn't using a living creature unlike that guy who forced an eel in his ass! Needless to say that it ended badly, the eel chewed his colon trying to escape! ????

@mommy we were watching from a distance I couldn't tell you lol. We were told after the fact what he was in for along with other crazy only in the ER moments

I thought concrete needed air to harden?

I'd like to know if the partner put his dick print into the cement before it set ?

How does anyone think that's a good idea? like "sure go ahead poor that concrete up my but" you know it's going to set right

I know I'm not the only one that clenched my butt cheeks while reading this ?

But what I want to know is did he keep the concrete after it was removed. You know to perhaps use again or give as a gift to his partner.

Jessica, was he squeaking the whole time he walked? ?

After reading this, this is my WTF for the day. Lol

My butt actually hurts after reading that ?

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What an idiot.

I'm surprised that the cement didn't cause a chemical burn and perforate his rectum! He's lucky he's not pooping into a bag.

I've seen lots of rectal foreign bodies and that are always on men, and rarely gay ones. I think that gay men tend to be a bit smarter about what they put up there (like using toys that are actually designed for anal use and won't get stuck). Lots of guys come in with their wives. It's usually experimenting with things around the house (veggies, candles, containers, dildos).

Edit: I'm an ER nurse which is why I've seen this so much ?

All you judgmental batches actin like you've never put concrete up your ass before ?

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I remember in high school I was taking a class to get my CNA license and we toured the local ER. There was a guy that showed up with a rubber chicken in his butt...he walked in so casual.

Well.... You just ruined my plans for the evening... ?

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Haha. My dad works in the ER in a predominantly gay community in our city. He has lots of stories of people coming in with interesting items stuck in body cavities. I'll have to tell him about the cement one!

This reminds me of the guy that had a hamster stuck in his butt. Where do they come up with this stuff?

Haha @BlackSheep, that's what you call a real hard on!! ??

At what point in your relationship do you go "Babe, do you know what would really spice up our sex life? If your poured cement into my ass!"

And what sort of person agrees to do such a thing when you ask?!

Like those people who are into poop.. How do you bring that up? (I'm just asking for a friend..)

My friend, who used to work in a hospital, told me about a guy that came in with cement injected in his penis ? ouch.

I'm going to go the route that makes me feel the most comfortable and say that this is bs. ??

Wtf?!?!!! ????

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