Newlyironman
newlyironman
Newlyironman·Мама сына (2 года)

a Little awkward but...

... God my son would be embarrassed if he was old enough to be embarrassed but....

Комментарии

My husband thought my son to point it down with his finger

Нравится Ответить

Teach him to point it down. Boys are hard it's a two step process 1st sitting then standing

Нравится Ответить

Mine likes to sit backwards on the potty lol

Нравится Ответить

Guns down, Hahahaha!!

Нравится Ответить

My son is almost 5 and still points his penis down into the toilet, I think all little boys do

Нравится Ответить

Mine like to spread their legs so they hold it down.

Нравится Ответить

Tuck it down. You can show him a couple times and then just tell him "tuck your penis". He won't always get it down in time, or he won't tuck it completely and it will shoot through the crack between the lid and the bowl, but it becomes second nature.

Eta: you can also just teach him to pee standing up. Then the tucking only becomes necessary when he's pooping.

Нравится Ответить
newlyironman
Newlyironman·Мама сына (2 года)

He asked to sit on the potty. I tried to point it down and close his legs. He wasn't having it lol.

Нравится Ответить

DS pushed it down. Lol it was shocking for mil the first time she helped him go potty. He told her "I got to make sure my penis is down". They get the hang of it eventually. Some quicker than others.

Нравится Ответить

@unbothered it's down love. Always down. You're right

Нравится Ответить

Pp- always down. Right after I had my son the nurse was teaching us how to change his diaper, she said "gun down" and it's stuck. We always say it lol

Нравится Ответить

Down @ unbothered

Нравится Ответить

I can't get my boy to sit & he's still to short to stand so this crazy kid puts one foot on either side of the seat & squats ?...works for him lol

Нравится Ответить

Do you have a little potty or is he just using the regular toilet? I know my little potty has like a shield that you put on for boys to block the front...

Нравится Ответить

And when you put him in pull ups make sure his penis is pointing down. I didn't know and he was a hot mess.

Нравится Ответить

Teach him how to point his penis down or stand.

Нравится Ответить

Don't worry soon enough he'll decide to stand like dad and you'll have pee on your floor again.

Нравится Ответить

Oh the joys of having boys! Im expecting my first boy in may, this should be fun lol

Нравится Ответить

Yup poke it down lol. My son now just automatically does it himself. Or make sure he's positioned far enough back.

Нравится Ответить
newlyironman
Newlyironman·Мама сына (2 года)

All the things they didn't tell you in life lol

Нравится Ответить
Читайте также
Ashley Roan
countrybound77
Ashley Roan

I'm so embarrassed!

I can't even believe I'm posting this because I'm embarrassed and on the verge of tears.

countrybound77 If I order those, DH is going to get the weirdest Amazon confirmation email in his inbox.
It will never be exactly the same but it will tighten a lot over the next few
He will be happy if he knows what they are for or make your own account i
Читать все 26 комментариев →
 marissa
mkrystine
marissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

oh my god...

I'm SO embarrassed.

I own 2 smartphone/tablet/computer repair shops. I can't unsee a lot things. We don't go through people's
I work part time in the photo lab at Walmart (where people come to order prints -
Getting it on with my husband and at the end I realise the phone intercom was off
Читать все 25 комментариев →
Krystal Ryan
krystalryan12
Krystal Ryan·В ожидании первенца

Embarrassing!!

How embarrassing,

This is baby three for me and I've learned to use panty liners ? every time I
It happens quite often to me I find myself having to wear pads a lot
Still waiting for the first time this happens to me!
Читать все 12 комментариев →
 Bolas Azules
blue-balls
Bolas Azules ·Мама двоих (1 год, 4 года)

Cringe/secondhand embarrassment

What make you cringe or just feel so much second hand embarrassment that you cringe?

Basically every embarrassing moment in every movie I've ever seen! I get second hand embarrassment easily! I
Dumb and Dumber... That movie makes me cringe. I can't watch it. I'm embarrassed for the characters.
Watching delusional contestants on singing competition think they are the next big thing.
Читать все 16 комментариев →
Jahnessa
jahnessagarcia
Jahnessa·В ожидании первенца

My water just freaking broke IN PUBLIC!!!!!!! How embarrassing

20
candacelouise My nurse says its your water when he keeps happening if you get up from sitting down
jahnessagarcia @candacelouise, ohhh. I'm so glad for this app because I'd be lost
candacelouise @jahnessagarcia, HAHAHAHA it helps a lot with knowing what's normal and what's not!
Читать все 25 комментариев →