It happened....?
2.5 years and today was the day he heard me fart. I thought I could crop dust him, but it came out full force. He looked at me and busted out laughing. ?
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@ice he imitates me when I snored- I had a stuffy nose from my allergies and snored when I slept. But I fell asleep on him on the couch while he was gaming and kept imitating me til I woke up ??.
But I'd wipe his ass too. I'm just very shy when it comes to farting. I poop at his house, but never witnessed me before because every time i had to go, he was at work lol. And I pee in front of him. But farting is a no lol. Just very shy about it lol. He told me earlier "you've been cleaning my apartment all week, from doing dishes to getting on your hands and knees cleaning up a mess my room mate made in the fridge, you deserve to at least toot once in front of me." ???
What?! That long? Hahhahahhahahhahahahaha sheesh.
My DF and I have seen each other and heard eachother,
Fart
Take a s*** (toilet)
Belch
Snore
Drool
Fart sneeze
Pee from laughter (as in only meeee lmao)
Gosh, we are human and shall be ourselves around our mates. I'd wipe DF's ass when he is too dam old to do it. Hhhahhahahhaahahhahaha
My husband said he didn't know girls farted till he met me lol. Unfortunately I'm lactose intolerant and love my cheese lol. So I've always been kind of a gassy person. With this pregnancy I've been super gassy. It's to the point where im getting really annoyed about it. Then the smell doesn't help either. I've had some come out and the sound it makes shocks me. I didn't think a human being could make such a noise. I know it sounds gross but it is what it is. Honestly I'm busting some out as I type this. I never however do it in public. I will def hold it in till I get somewhere alone. Hey my hubby knew what he was getting himself into lol. Accidently farted on him the first week we were dating. Omg I was sooo embarrassed.
Was laying with bd and he said "my stomach hurts....like really bad...." So i put my hand on his stomach and pushed down and he farted really loud and i went "i could be a school nurse" he was like "...ya i feel alot better now" lol. I still havent farted in front of him. I mean. I may have done it in my sleep but hes never let me know lol
I've been with my SO for 6 years now and he's heard it a few times. I'm not a naturally gassy person though so that's why. I don't have a problem with it, as long as it's not while we're eating lol. He does it ALL the time haha. Apparently I do it more often in my sleep, especially while pregnant. If I am awake and it happens he just laughs and says, "I heard your butt."
He's seen me in worse shape than a fart here and there. I can't imagine sharing my life with someone and never having things like that happen. Idk how some women do that lol.
I blamed it on the the pregnancy ??
But he keeps bringing it up ?
My 91 year old great-grandfather chuckled like a kid when my son tooted on him. His words exactly, "I don't care how old a person may be, but that is always funny and I don't know why." ? (He was a great man! I miss him dearly)
Sorry OP. I've been with the same man 10yrs. He's watched me give birth 3 times. He's too comfortable about it honestly. It doesn't bother me either way.
It's okay. I use to be a little shy too. But, not so much anymore. Actually, he told me I done it in my sleep after 2wks of dating. Soooo, yep! What can you do? ?
Lol I don't fart in front of my so either ? I was brought up that it was impolite to fart in front of others. When I was pregnant I would fart in my sleep and he used to make fun of me? I would get so embarrassed. Other than that time in my sleep I refused to do it in front of him I get so shy
It's just idk. I know he'll keep making a huge deal out of it ?? and I don't want that to happen ???
I just woke my husband up with a big fart. Then he did a little fart and said "our butts are communicating."
It's no big deal for us. We have plenty of manners, but there's no reason for one of us to be uncomfortable trying to hold in gas when it's just the two of us.
We've had to do a lot more "embarrassing" things for each other in the course of our marriage. Farting ain't got nothing on me being spread eagle on the bathroom floor so my husband could shave me.
When I was 23 weeks ( two weeks ago ) after eating Burger King, I got really nauseous and made dh stop the car so I could throw up so I'm bending down out the car mind you my ass was facing him and while I was puking I accidentally let out a big crusty sour fart RIGHT IN HIS FACEEE! First and last time he has ever heard me lol
My husband and I have been together for 9+ years and I have to admit it happened to me about 3 months ago. Also, it wasn't just him, my sil was right there too. We were just standing around talking (I was 8 months pregnant) and it just happened, absolutely no warning, I was as shocked as they were! Lol, my hubby gave me a shocked look and my sil laughed, I still blame the baby for it since it was so out of nowhere.
See I'm one of those that has never done it in front of my husband but it's not that I'm embarrassed anymore. It's that if it ever DID happen he's been anticipating it for so long that he would make a huuuuge deal out of it. I can hear it now.. The laughing, the taunting, the proclamations of "Youuu farted!!! Finally!!!!" Ugh I just can't. Can't do it. I'll hold it in until I die lol
My SO tells me to just do it lol. He says I fart in my sleep so why not do it when awake and I said "because I don't like doing that in front of people"
He said everyone does it, he even farts in front of me. It's just I'm scared to get out my comfort zone.
It's just how I am. My friends don't even hear me fart. Known my best friend for 13 years, she hasn't heard me fart.
I've always tried to not let him hear me dart because I feel like somethings should remain a mystery you know? Lol but my husband came and gave me a kiss after work the other day and patted me on the butt and it just came out of NO WHERE. Honestly at this point in my pregnancy the mystery is dead because it's too hard to hold it together. I'm a gas monster these days. ???
??? he knows I've been gassy but he didn't know that I was REALLY gassy ????
He won't let me live it down for the rest of my life ??
Omg how embarrassing my husband has only heard me fart in my sleep and that started when I was pregnant with my first he says he's waiting for it to happen and he's going to make fun of me when it happens it's been 5 years I hope it doesn't happen anytime soon it took 3 years for him to know When I was having a bm and that was because I had horrible constipation after delivery so I was there for a really long time so for 3 years he asked me if I ever popped and would say he didn't believe I did because I was always in and out of the restroom
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
Am I wrong to be upset? Last night I was running a fever, weak, tired, sore, my left boob feels like it got used as a punching bag. I asked my husband to call out of work today to help me with the kid so I could get some rest. He went to work. I texted him this morning. Part of me thinks I mean. The other part of me thinks I was fine for saying that because he should've stayed home with us.
Soooooo jeb has been i guess clingy. For the last 3-4 days he has always tried to crawl to me or crawl out his room to me. Or he is in his walker and rolls over to me.
He is now in his room crying at the door because he cant get out to get to me.
He will be 1yr in a few weeks. Is this a leap thing or what???
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