My SO is definitely not the sharpest crayon in the box then ?

When he would say you need a crane to help you up. I literally had him push me up to a sitting position to get off the bed lol

Definitely. SO deserves asshat award for the day.

@chan oh hale no ?

@mrswilliams gurrrrrrl what he do

He made me cry once from saying that. He still said it but he made sure I was in a joking mood after that melt down. ? wise man.