Well, I attempted to remove him with a broom, he wouldn't cooperate. So Mr. Spider is now dead.

I feel bad for the little fella. He hasn't done anything wrong ?

I'll pick him up with the broom and put him outside hahaha.

Hahah Loz, I can't bring myself to do it. I freak out if I miss and it starts running ?

Wow it looks like twigs crossed together. How weird!!!

I would've bashed it with a shoe like yesterday

Ohhh it's a net-casting spider.

Google ????

Edit, well that's the closest looking one I can find anyway lol

I thought it was a St. Andrew's Cross too but it's body is slim and long.

Whatever it is, I don't like it lol.

It looks like an orb spider.

I think it's a type of orb spider! We get them here mainly outside tho, I've never seen one inside my house thank god!! I hate spiders.

It looks a bit similar to a St. Andrew's Cross spider

I dont even think it knows what it is?

It's definitely some sort of spider.

It's okay, I'm moving out Friday, it can eat mum ?

We have redbacks everywhere outside and there not small either ???

They wont be there much longer after i get some outdoor surface spray ?

I hope you burnt the vacuum ronnie! He might find his way out!

It's a stick insect... And a coordinated one at that - he's doing some kind of dance move

It's waiting for you to go to sleep and then it'll eat you!

It's plotting something ??

Noooo idea, the f*** er was just chilling in the lounge room this morning and hasn't moved from that exact spot all day ?