What kind of monster is this??? Is it venomous?

It looks like a dead monster to me ????

Looks like the kind that would be covered in bug spray and a shoe and then set on fire outside the house

My lo said "its a spider, step on him". Lol I have no clue but I guess he did.

Brown recluse

It was at bigger than a quarter

?. I killed it and screamed in the process. Was dark brown looking

According to Planet's latest post, maybe a Huntsman?

It kind of looks like a brown recluse spider to me and if it is then yes it's venomous.

It's doubtful it's a brown recluse since they aren't normally out during the day. There are a couple spiders often mistaken for brown recluse a though... Only way to really tell is to count it's eyes, pretty sure noone is getting close enough to do such a thing though. Lol

Brown Recluse

Looks like a regular ol house spider to me. The kind that kinda hurt then itch if they bite, but no big deal.

@runs a could barely get close enough to kill it let alone get close enough to count eye

This is where my can of hairspray comes in handy!

Exactly. lol.

FWIW I don't think it looks like a recluse.

Not a brown recluse, the marking does not look like a fiddle. Legs are a bit different too.

I'm gonna go with normal ol house spider

If you freeze them with canned air, their legs stay out straight until they start to thaw. I like to scare my kids and dh doing it cause when they start to thaw their legs slowly curl up and it looks like they're alive and coming at you hah

Oh look... If you do that ^ then you can get close enough to counts it's eyes OP.

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Nope no thanks I'm not that interested in counting eyes.?

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Looks like a dead spider to me if it were in my house!

Lol @em and yellow.