Would it be that terrible...

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I have a box of frozen marbles in the fridge. Throw those suckers in the bed. You literally can't escape the little balls of icy breath. Until you get up.

It's how my parents got us up when we slept through alarms.

Iv punched mine in the face black eye don't remember I was drunk but im glad now I did lmao even though it always gets throwed up in my face

The real question is, why haven't you punched him in the face already? He clearly hasn't changed.

Wow. What a jerk ?

I would've gone back to bed and physically kicked him out if he tried to come to bed. He's a dad, make him act like one

He's going to have to wake up soon. I have a phone interview at 10 and I want a few minutes to write down some questions and be prepared for it.

It's just frustrating. He didn't behave like this at all when he was working and I stayed at home with the kids. It's like he thinks he only has to take care of the kids when I'm at work. When I'm not, he thinks that's his time off. He doesn't seem to understand that parents don't get to stop being parents.

Selfish might be a good word to describe him.

^^^^*LMFAO

Give your kids pots and spoons and tell them daddy wants to hear

I'm angry for you OP.. I'm so sorry you are dealing with that type of bs

So he doesn't work and you get up with kids?? Not ok.

No it wouldn't be terrible. He sounds like he needs it. ?