This is NOT happening !!!!!!! I swear I had given up! But I'm 5 days late and I just got my BFP ???

Somebody please help me!! ....I had my period June 21-27th and on July 2nd and by that point I was off my period for 5-6 days already I started bleeding bright red then pink brown and I told my sister and she said it could be implantation bleeding and ever sense then I been feeling cramps like mild cramps and throw upy and then on July 4th I started to bleed again bright red then pink brown then brown and by that point I was 7-8 days off my period still feel cramps from time to time and throw up...

how will u know when implantation happens?

I gotta question could I be pregnant and have 2 1/2 day period because I think i got pregnant on Nov 26 and had implantation bleeding on Dec 11 because I'm usually on my period for at least 4 days but mostly 5 or 6 which my full period was Nov 11 for 5 days ?? but in dec only 2 1/2 days it's kinda confusing really im excited about my Dr visit feb19 to know for sure :)

It happened....?

2.5 years and today was the day he heard me fart. I thought I could crop dust him, but it came out full force. He looked at me and busted out laughing. ?