WTF moment!! ??
When your five year old says "I'm so sorry mommy! I thought it was just going to be a fart but I pooped my pants" ???
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase? I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
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Me as my 2 ds were in the food max check out line an as I'm putting the groceries on the belt to pay my 2 yr old farts really loud . Mind you there is a person in front of me an several close behind ,so my 2 yr old process to yell mommy did it mommy farted I was so embarrassed, everyone in line was laughing.
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OMG I'm dying ? don't make me wake my baby!!
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At 7 months pregnant theres no way id do it even with gloves, especially in a public restroom. Its bad enough that i use lysol wipes to clean the seat pretty much every time im in there? and thats a lot. Joys of retail.
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I had my 5yr old son in the bathroom at Walmart and I told him to hurry up and he yells out, "I can't! My poop is too big for my booty-hole!"
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Dd yelled loudly in the public school bathroom at open house yesterday that daddy's pee was as long as Rapunzel's hair. (his pee stream. He was facing away from her, so not his actual penis) ????
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Omg, iammom4!! I cannot stop laughing ??. At least u didn't have to clean it!
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At 15min til closing a customer attempting to do photos told me point blank that she was going to sh!t herself and where's the bathroom. At 9pm she came back to finish the pictures and non chalantly told me she didnt make it and made a mess on the floor. She apparently did try to clean it though with our lysol wipes. I told my manager because no way in hello kitty was i going to clean up her biohazard. I was shocked that anyone would be so open about it(but do appreciate that she didnt just leave it) and thats my wtf moment of today??
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Aw, that is cute!