Things no one told me Just

That my lady parts would be the size of a base ball after delivery..

No one told me that alot of women poop when they push lol.

How awful the uterine contractions are when you are breastfeeding the day of and after birth

Oh and how tuff it gets to wipe your tush!!! Lol just hit 36 weeks and I just became an almost impossible task!!

Irate trimester symptoms come back in the third! Morning sickness, nausea, constipation, fatigue. Fun times.

That my entire body would ach (sp) 24/7 and nothing helps get comfortable lol

Playing with my baby, he kicks and I poke him back and go back and fourth for a while lol

That your stomach muscles pull completely apart and that you pee your pants no matter what in which continues after you give birth and that kegal excersizes don't really help!

That I would sit on frozen blueberries (or anything frozen) for the first week after birth!

There's so many jokes about pregnant women stuffing their faces-no one told me this would not actually be possible in the third trimester!! My stomach is smashed up behind my boobs somewhere and I can't eat big meals anymore

I had the throwing up contraction thing to! I just thought that I was in so much pain it was making me sick. ?

Oh and that there's a high possibility you'll poop while pushing the baby out...

No one told me about throwing up and having contractions at the same time. I had that with my first and that's what made me go to the hospital because I thought something was wrong and the contractions weren't so bad. When I asked the doctor y I was throwing up (like what's that about) she said it's part of labor n happens to some women. Omg the worst...u have no idea which way to turn!

Pregnancy. Acne. It's a thing and I have it bad. And NOTHING will get rid of it. I have the face of a 13 year old boy right meow.

How bad it hurts after having a baby.. I felt like I got beat up.. And prong and pooping.. Forget about it..oh lawd like giving birth again..lol

No one warned me about the peeing after and how much it burns.

Or the fact that after your second (or more) you get after contractions that hurt like a biatch, as if you're still in labour.

Or how your skin instantly drys out after you've had the baby.

And they only slightly warned me that I'll need to bring maternity clothes with me to leave hospital in as you still look pregnant even after baby is out.

No one ever told me....

how bad my knees would hurt due to all this weight gain & how most foods would make me gag....eating is such a task!! ?

I didn't know about the poop thing ? thanks for letting me know!

No one told me how bad recovery was after and you have a baby to care for too! I'm nervous this time because I have an 18 month old to take care of in addition :x

Ladies who had a painful first poop afterwards, take 2 stool softeners and when you push to poop hold toilet paper over your lady parts! Helped soooo much!!!

How awful recovery is. your mid section is like jelly and no muscle tone whats so ever! NOONE told me to invest in a belt! I am totally wearing one this time! And the first poop is so painful. Colace did nothing for me!

How bad my hips would be hurting!

How painful and scary the first poop is after you give birth.

Well no one told me that literally i have to pee every 20 min!!!!this and the fact that i have to sleep from left side only according to doc.

With my first the one thing that really irked me was that no one said anything about how long a post partum period was till i was almost about to pop.

That hemorrhoids don't just come after birth... Maybe I'm the only one but had them so bad first trimester!!!

-No one ever told me about the amount of pressure I would feel on my lady parts.

- the lack of sleep

And how incredibly amazing it is to feel the child you created kick you. I will miss it once she is here

Humm, no one ever said anything to me about...

your insides being kicked.

Not being able to see your vagina

Extreme heart burn/acid reflux

But also the joy of having your LO respond to you, when I play music my baby girl moves around like she's dancing or when I tuch my tummy she kicks where I tuch.