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Rant/vent/TMI 🤰🤮🤦 ♀ 🤷 ♀ After having no morning sickness so far my entire pregnancy, apparently today was the day.…

Rant/vent/TMI 🤰🤮🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

After having no morning sickness so far my entire pregnancy, apparently today was the day. During sex. Narrowly avoided spewing vomit all over my SO and ran to the bathroom. Then coughed which made me throw up again into the sink, and nearly pee my pants- except that I ran into the bathroom mid sex, so I wasn’t wearing pants, so actually I very nearly peed on the floor while puking in the sink. I then sat on the toilet to pee and laughed and cried hysterically until I vomited over into the tub. 😔...Guess our next “sex toy” might end up being a bucket. 😂😩😂

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jocelynhosford17

Jocelyn Drane

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😂😂😂😂 you poor thing lol

oreho

Auroreh

😂😂 that made me laugh I could visual it 😂😁

😒😡Horrible morning, ok lord knows I can't hold my bladder so I race to the bathroom and my dog has a bad habit of…

😒😡Horrible morning, ok lord knows I can't hold my bladder so I race to the bathroom and my dog has a bad habit of following me so as I try to get to the bathroom I'm trying my best not to step on her however I almost trip and fall. Before I knew it I started peeing all over myself and all over MY DOG!!!!!!!!! So she started licking the pee off of my leg. There's no way dogs are this naive 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡#disgusted #donewithpregnancy #idontfeellikealady #dontjudgeme

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday…

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?