Rant/vent/TMI 🤰🤮🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

After having no morning sickness so far my entire pregnancy, apparently today was the day. During sex. Narrowly avoided spewing vomit all over my SO and ran to the bathroom. Then coughed which made me throw up again into the sink, and nearly pee my pants- except that I ran into the bathroom mid sex, so I wasn’t wearing pants, so actually I very nearly peed on the floor while puking in the sink. I then sat on the toilet to pee and laughed and cried hysterically until I vomited over into the tub. 😔...Guess our next “sex toy” might end up being a bucket. 😂😩😂

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jocelynhosford17
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😂😂😂😂 you poor thing lol

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oreho

😂😂 that made me laugh I could visual it 😂😁

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