Oh, my effing back!
It was finally sunny today, so I raked up the rest of the branches from a recent windstorm, then cleaned my gutters. It’s been 3-4 years since it was last done. It. Smelled. Horrible. Like hot elephant poop. Wtf. Some dill hole has been putting peanuts out for squirrels, and there were hundreds of peanut shells mixed with pine cones and needles, and moss. ?? I kept splashing this nasty effing crud on my face. I took the longest shower ever when I was done. I feel like I’m 107 yrs old now. Lol, adulting sucks.
I have no one else to do it for me! My dad is 64, I’m not letting him get up a ladder. He herded my kiddos, who actually did cry at separate points ??
So because I got a cervical check done by a man my S/O says I'm "tampered" with and that's like cheating . wtf

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:
So my “mother in law” wants me to get a DNA test,paternity test or whatever you’d like to call it done for my baby to make sure that her son is the father of my child which I have no problem with getting I understand where she’s coming from I haven’t been cheating so why not but what I wanted to know was if it was possible to get it done with me still being pregnant? so that I won’t have to deal with it at the birth if that is possible I’d like to know how to get that done without hurting our child
Good morning ladies. Sorry I been ignoring yall but I have been so miserable the past days I'M STILL PREGNANT my contractions would be strong for hours and it looked like I was gonna have a baby then everything just stopped so I got sent home. they said I have to wait till my appointment Wednesday so I can talk to my doctor about the next step. I HATE THIS 😢😢😩
I took a hot bath and ibuprofen. I still have to mow today ?