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You know you're a sleep deprived momma when...

You know you're a sleep deprived momma when...

...instead of dropping the cellphone in your right hand into your purse your brain tells you to drop the coffee in your left hand in ?

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I made coffee with the Keurig but forgot to use a coffee cup. Went and did some stuff and was like 'wow the coffee smells amazing today' and went to find it all over the counter and floor. Yay mom brain!

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I was so tired that I didn't realize taking Benadryl for some insect bites would make me tired. Walked around like I was drunk and couldn't figure out why ?

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Bawhahahaha these are funny. Michelle thanks for the tip on the formula scoops ???I worry I miss counted too.

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Walking to another room in the house to go and get something you need and completely forget what you walked to the other room to get in the first place. Usually resulting in having to go back and think about what it was that I needed

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I made a full sandwich with no butter-zero anything really and only realised I was having plain bread once I had had two slices.

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- I don't really ever know what day it is.

- I forgot to put a diaper on Layla, and buttoned her onesie.

- I put her pants back on her after a diaper change to realize I forgot to button her onesie. So instead of fighting with her again to put her pants back on, I buttoned her onesie over her pants!

Luckily enough though, I haven't messed up my coffee!! I'm so sleep deprived, I need that coffee!!!

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You know you're a sleep deprived mama, when the majority of these comments involve coffee ???

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I've put the baby on his changing table, only to pick him up after to notice that I never changed his diaper. Lol

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@bambish ???? I swear I almost did the same thing last week but luckily my friend was with me. She was like uhhhh are you okay?? she wouldn't understand she has no kids ??‍♀️?

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Put peanut butter in the fridge and Jelly in the dishwasher

Went through the Starbucks drive thru, got to the window and paid. Then drove off without my coffee... took me a good 5 minuets to realize what I had done

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Ugh I opened the fridge this morning only to see the jar of olive oil in there .... all solidifying and gross.

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Set the coffee maker for the next morning only to get up and find I forgot to add water.

Walk in to a room and forgot why I went in there.

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I started the Coffee maker but forgot to put a cup underneath.

In the mornings I wake up to find millers onesie buttoned outside of his pants, I usually don't really remember changing his diaper or clothes.

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Dumped hot coffee down the sink thinking it was cold

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Put my cell phone in the fridge?

Put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge!!

Have to use my fingers to count how many scoops of formula i need to put in the water.

Put the mittens on Clara's feet and socks on her hands

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Putting cereal box back in the fridge instead of pantry ?

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