My dh abandoned me ?

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We were sitting outside relaxing and this HUGE effing beetle or something slammed against the wall. He was like GO GO GO! So I ran down the sidewalk. This mfker ran INTO the house and shut the door! He left me out there with that thing!

I was like baby you left me! He was like I know I'm sorry. I even shut the door behind me ?

UPDATE: I hid the sugar that he uses for his morning coffee ☕️

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Lmao ???. I was totally expecting to read something else.

Bahahaha. ?

He was like are you seriously going to post this to your crazy mom friends on that app.

Yup ??

????? This was good! Lol!

Lmao that's great ?

?? this made my morning

Thanks @Feeney! This was great to wake up to!

Unfortunately I would've done the same thing, except the other way around!?

DH would be out there with that thing?

"It's no big deal it's just a bug!"

Um exactly.. ?

He would probably wait until I thought it was clear and chased me with it.. I can only imagine lol!

We ain't crazy ???

Lol, I would have done the same thing.

When I was younger, I was datimg a guy and he told me about a spider that was in the air vent. He didnt think it was still in the car, and then I saw it crawling up his seat towards his head. I get silent and point and he told me to swat it. This sucker wad huge and hairy, and I wasnt gonna swat at it. I was too scared and afraid I just let it continue crawling uo towards him. Lol. It changed directions and just vanished after that.

He was so mad

I'd do the same thing ?

I would've thrown my SO off the steps to get inside and away from the bug.. ?

"crazy mom friends" lmao oh hes knows us too well ??

When dd was a new born I had her in a portable bassinet in the living room. We stepped outside to talk to our neighbor and I left the door cracked to listen for her. A locus flew in the house as I was walking inside. I hate those things! I ran to the bathroom and was like oh no! Dd is out there I can't sacrifice her. ? So I ran out flailing my arms grabbed dd and ran to the bathroom and shut the door.

So I guess we're even because I left dh to deal with it haha.

Omg, Leave him

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Haha I don't know if I can trust him anymore ?

Coward! And over a stupid beetle. ???

Pp to be fair whatever it was, made a really loud thump when hitting the wall. In Az we get Palo verde beetles. They are easily 2-3 inches long with antennas twice the size of their bodies. They are pretty creepy looking.

ETA: I am out front and found a half alive one on the ground near where we heard the thump. It's facking huge. Lol.

Oh gosh Arizona bugs. I love that state, just can't stand how big the bugs are. I left my grandpa outside one day, he was laughing his butt off at me.

Eta: he was like 50 and I was about 10

@shayy scorpions, turantulas, and beetles oh my!

Let's add rattle snakes, and spiders to that list too ?

And javelinas. Those things are mean

@feeney Heard a rattle snake one time, nobody believed me, I was in tears. Finally my grandpa went to check around the truck and bam snake. I refused to go outside my whole vacation ?

Hahaha I mean it's funny now but at the time I'm sure you were scared!