My parents went camping with a bunch of their friends and once they finished cooking their breakfast my dad hung the pan up in a tree. 10 minutes later he goes and shows my mum where he'd put the frying pan and he says "look its a pantry" lol pan-tree

Pp he takes pride in his dad jokes. ?

OP I don't have one, but I'm just cracking up that your husband was so proud of himself that he made you post his joke here ?

Omgsh NotZelda, my mom used to always say "you know why they put a fence around it? People are dying to get in there!"

We were at Menards looking for a stud finder when my husband nonchalantly says "we can't buy any of these they are all broken" I asked how he knew... "Well when I walked down the aisle none of them went off" it took me a minute to even understand the joke but he laughed and laughed thought he was so clever ???

@Susan

My dad used to say that to us every time we passed a cemetery. When I was really young, I'd always guess a number. Lol

The graveyard joke reminds me of one my husband says while driving by a cemetery:

"You know how many people are dead there?"

"How many?"

"All of them!"

Whenever so says something to do with the time 2:30 i always respond with "oh at tooth hurty" i giggle every time and he's starting at me like ? " yes. 2:30"

These are great ???

Whenever I don't particularly like something I'll say to dh "I'm not a big [cake] person." And he always responds with "Are you a little [cake] person?" I never learn my lesson. Disclaimer- I love cake, I couldn't think of another example.

My brother and i were calling each other douche bags and my dad walked up and said " hey! Quit calling each other juice bags."

He was fully aware that we were saying douche lol

So doesn't do dad jokes ?

My SO asked me today if i worked at Little Caesers cause i was hot and ready. ?

Idk if it's qualifies but my husband likes to fart in the blankets and raises it up over our heads and traps us. He also does it in the car.

@pp my mom says that all the time too!

Not my husband, but my dad was full of dad jokes growing up. We lived near a graveyard and every single time we passed it he would point to it and say "man, people are just dying to go there" ? every single time. Lol