Best dad jokes I don't know if this qualifies but it's that kind of joke that makes you go omg. Dh…

Not my husband, but my dad was full of dad jokes growing up. We lived near a graveyard and every single time we passed it he would point to it and say "man, people are just dying to go there" ? every single time. Lol

@pp my mom says that all the time too!

Idk if it's qualifies but my husband likes to fart in the blankets and raises it up over our heads and traps us. He also does it in the car.

My SO asked me today if i worked at Little Caesers cause i was hot and ready. ?

My brother and i were calling each other douche bags and my dad walked up and said " hey! Quit calling each other juice bags."

He was fully aware that we were saying douche lol

So doesn't do dad jokes ?

Whenever I don't particularly like something I'll say to dh "I'm not a big [cake] person." And he always responds with "Are you a little [cake] person?" I never learn my lesson. Disclaimer- I love cake, I couldn't think of another example.

These are great ???

Whenever so says something to do with the time 2:30 i always respond with "oh at tooth hurty" i giggle every time and he's starting at me like ? " yes. 2:30"

The graveyard joke reminds me of one my husband says while driving by a cemetery:

"You know how many people are dead there?"

"How many?"

"All of them!"

@Susan

My dad used to say that to us every time we passed a cemetery. When I was really young, I'd always guess a number. Lol

We were at Menards looking for a stud finder when my husband nonchalantly says "we can't buy any of these they are all broken" I asked how he knew... "Well when I walked down the aisle none of them went off" it took me a minute to even understand the joke but he laughed and laughed thought he was so clever ???

Omgsh NotZelda, my mom used to always say "you know why they put a fence around it? People are dying to get in there!"

OP I don't have one, but I'm just cracking up that your husband was so proud of himself that he made you post his joke here ?

Pp he takes pride in his dad jokes. ?

My parents went camping with a bunch of their friends and once they finished cooking their breakfast my dad hung the pan up in a tree. 10 minutes later he goes and shows my mum where he'd put the frying pan and he says "look its a pantry" lol pan-tree