I have always popped in and out. Sometimes I am around more, sometimes it will be months in between my visits. I happen to be traveling through a vast, empty quadrant of space right now with nothing to attack and there is complete peace within my realm.

So I am here looking to be distracted.

@the.mothership, you sure do interact a lot more with us on ML than on B.B.. are you waiting for us all to catch the stupid so we are easier to conquer?

I found this from a very reliabe source "It takes approximately 50 babies to get 16 fl oz of baby oil. Breastfed babies make a smooth and thin oil while formula fed babies make a thicker oil." Source: KittyGhoul.com

@shayybear, yes I love him! 😂

@dontspankme greased up deaf guy I believe is his 'name'

@dontspankme, 😂

Oh my dear ... google? I see that I am not the first alien to being gathering information about your planet after all.

@the.mothership, time to rethink my escape plan 👽😱

@scruffy.nerf.herder, nothing can stop my forces from dominating your planet my dear, no matter how oily you all are.

i was told if you squeeze about a good 4 babies you can have a whole bottle of baby oil

@bcsweetie_b.b., of all the different explications I have seen over the years, this one you have provided is the most outlandish.

Baby oil is from the placenta after your baby is born. The doctor puts it in a very special bottle and you can only use it on your baby. Use it on yourself or someone else and it burns your skin. You rub it on your baby every month so they can grow. Duhhhh!

I would say like. Uhmmm One bottle per baby? But my kids aren’t all that oily so that could be wrong.

Its purpose is to make us so slippery your spawn won't be able to grab us for dismemberment/brain sucking/whatever it is you do for world domination 🌏🙅👽