Oh but why??!

Ahhh! That's so horrible! ? what if you're right?

I swear a pedo invented this. ?

Oh man. I have a shake weight I never use! I should pull that bad boy out!

?? it also reminds me of why they even invented the shake weight.

Lmao ???? that is great!

I actually have some of these ? I bought them as a joke to put them on all of my moms door handles when she went on vacation. When she got back she put them in a bag and drove them over to me and casually told me I misplaced a few of my "bedroom toys" and to please remove them from her house the next time. I died of laughter. She was so embarrassed ? ?

Bump for giggles

I definitely did NOT think these were door knob covers

What in the hell ?

@caught.the.funk dang it girl!!!! I laughed at your comment and woke my poor son because I tried to contain it and snorted!! Lmao ?

ETA: I really thought this was a post about dildos. I was going to show my husband why I'm always on the app. Think I'm still going to show him.... ??

We actually have one on the front door. But I was looking for the regular round child proof covers I just had to click ?

I don't see many houses with handles like that anymore, the covers sure look funny though

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Well...works better than a tie on the door

Could you imagine having these on all the doors in your house? ? You'd have your religious grandparents over and it's like "dicks...dicks EVERYWHERE". Sweet grandma having damn near close to a heart attack. Whew boy. ???

My grandma can be pretty crude though so she'd probably be having a hay day??‍♀️?

I laughed so hard when I saw it. I wonder if the designer meant to make it like this haha

I FORREAL thought this was a sex toy before I clicked on it.

Either someone thought they were funny or is completely clueless ???