Why am I up so early? :( I should be sleeping whilst my little boy is! :( I want another tattoo!

Lady, stop I had a way to lengthy conversation about bird sex today.

Im done with bird sex.

@serenas

I have passed away.

What if mermaids could ride unicorns...?

I'm bloated.

Male birds do not penetrate the female, they rub. So I don't think they have a penise that comes out of their body?

I legit didn't realize birds had penises.

@Pocahontas I wish we lived near each other. I would go to Applebee's every time you wanted it because I love it too ??

I'm sure they'll have a bathroom. Great idea! ???

I cleaned my entire apartment today, but not the dishes. I folded 6 loads of laundry and put it all away, and still would rather not do the dishes. ?

I'll just whip out my test and wiz it at my church's Christmas party tomorrow night. Nbd.

Yeah I agree 48 hours is too long. I'm all invested now ??

I can't wait 48 hours, sorry. I'll be expecting an answer by tomorrow night at the latest. Instant gratification and all that.

I will ?

In 48 hours ?

I had to watch allll of his videos my freshman year of high school in history class. ??

Fo real!

Go get one & let us know ?

Glen omg you know him!! lol I do have my EF funded. I can handle the .89 Walmart one.

Buuuuuuuuut I'm not going near a Walmart until Saturday.

Dave would say that if you've budgeted accordingly, you should have a savings built up in case of emergencies. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

Tipsy, fo' real?! Heck yeah! I have a Walmart gift card, too!!

Carrimel I'm not sure what the best answer for you is but they have 88 cent tests at Walmart! I just recently got one there so that's a very inexpensive option.

Glen, I want to know what DAVE RAMSEY would say ??

BB would tell you to TAKE A TEST AND POST IT ALREADY. ?

I wonder if anyone else on BB is a Dave Ramsey follower, and maybe they'd understand the position I'm in. I'm on baby step 2 and following a strict zero-based budget. I'm wondering if maybe I'm pregnant....but I don't have a test on hand, and I don't have a budget line for a test. It *could* come from my personal blow money, but I want to save my blow money for Christmas break. Would Dave Ramsey say to wait? Let nature do its thing and let you know, and it costs $0.00?

Not today, but yesterday night when I was in the shower dd was in he living room sleeping in her swing and we were home alone with the dogs. I was washing my face when I thought "if someone broke into my house, would I rinse my face off before going to beat their aśs, or would I run out with soap on my face to save time?" I decided that in my head I'd rinse my face so that I wouldn't get soap in my eye and could better see to defend myself and ID the attacker thinking that the dogs would save time from warning me with barking before they actually got in the house. But if it were spur of the moment I probably wouldn't rinse my face because that takes time and chances are that if someone breaks into my house and the dogs bark, they'd wake up dd who would start crying and then the attacker might kidnap my baby before I'd be able to rinse my face even though it would take less than a minute. Now that I've typed this all out, I'm aware that I'm nuts and I'm sorry if you've read all this. ?

I'm getting married Saturday. I should shave my legs tomorrow night, and I need to pick up the cake & cupcakes tomorrow afternoon. I hope LO poops soon. Should I clean up the bathroom? Will people want to visit tomorrow night? I hope I can get some sleep. We should rearrange our bedroom. We need a headboard. I hope that woman doesn't make me look like a drag queen on Saturday. Why are they called "drag queens?" I should Google that.

I probably should clean the house buuuuuut we just got a new bed frame and mattress and it's calling my name so I think it's my nap time too (my twins are having their day sleep)

I'm glad that my friends reach out to me when they need advice or help. I'm glad to help them! I never seem to reach out to them for advice that much, and I often wonder what they think about that. I'm just one of those people that holds a lot of things inside!

I'm also very hungry, and the crockpot meal I'm cooking smells delicious. I love when the scent of food I'm slow cooking wafts upstairs and I can smell the goodness in my bedroom.

Hahahaha @caught

Totally reminded me of the one post ?

Cause I thought it said your gonna scare your child with a mask. I was like oh lordy.

My MIL is an idiot.

I'm going to scare dh tonight with a charcoal mask.

Does desitin really help bruises?

I really really want sushi, and this Christmas is going to suck for us

I want Applebee's too ??

If my MIL starts s*** at my wedding I'm gonna clock her ?⏰

Not really but she better not ruin my day. ?

I'll be honest, I just keep thinking about my husband... ?

How come when I have my ringtone set one way, it randomly sometimes rings with my old ringtone? I changed it because I could never hear the old ringtone. Now I keep missing calls

I wish this baby would sleep so I can study for my last final exam tomorrow ?

It's like she knows the days I have the most to do are the days she won't let me put her down. *sigh*

I want Popeyes so bad and I think I'm willing to walk 2 miles with a 20 pound baby strapped to my chest to get it.????

My pregnancy brain put my address labels somewhere and now I can't find them. I really don't want to hand write out my address on all of my Christmas cards ☹️

Gotta clean house.

Never getting a phone call ?

My so and I put our socials somewhere we were sure we would remember and we haven't a clue ? about to rip this apartment apart

Waited 45 minutes for a phone call...answered and they hung up...now I have to wait another 45 minutes because I had to "get back in line". So frustrating!

I wonder what that bloke in front would do if I tapped his arse with this umbrella?!

Hard nipples.... rock tit. Lol