Lol I've done that before so I get the picture (and I always end up biting mine too haha). Definitely an interesting way to give an example of that. I never really knew how to picture "thinning of the cervix".

You wanna learn about the thinning of the cervix? Suck on a life saver and don't bite into it. When it's all melted you'll be all thinned out! Good luck I always bite mine lol

Lol I can't look at bagels the same, that's the one that really gets me.

I went into the l&d at a cracker ? oh god lol I can never look at food the same again