things kids say What are some crazy things your kids tell you?

My 2.5 ds was telling me the other day momma "tumas" momma "tumas"! I stopped what I was doing,sat him on his bedroom bed and had a good 10 min convo about how it's not nice to say those things to mommy. And was trying to figure out were on earth he heard that from because neither my so or myself curse around both my ds. I though he was calling me a dumbass! Come to find out he was playing with a little train and was trying to let me know it's name was Thomas! Lmao! I found out because he pointed at the cartoons when they came out the next day and started singing along. And he was pronouncing it as "tumas" lmao. I felt so dumb for a second! Haha

So this just happened figured I'd share. Everyone in my family is currently sick. Even the dog has diarrhea (tmi sorry) well my 5yo DD just came down stairs and proudly exclaims "Mommy!! My diarrhea is staying in!!" my husband and I could only laugh at her and tell her good job ??

I was talking about getting back in shape when my daughter get her and getting a smaller stomach. My son which is five asked me ... mom is your butt going to get smaller to!!!... Omg I did not know to cry or die laughing!!!!...?

My twin sister was pregnant with her 3rd child. She has a boy and a girl already. So my 3 year old niece used to tell everyone that if the 3rd baby was a boy she was going to live with (me) aunt Lee Lee

"You can't have any, they too spicy for you, mummy" - my son, not wanting to share his snacks.

My 2.5 yo DS was in his bedroom playing and I yelled in there and asked what he was doing and he said "I'm building bombs"

He was playing with his black angry bird that's named bomb. For a second I thought I gave birth to Timothy McVeigh. Lol

My 3 year old DS got embarrassed when he was crying the other day and told me his 'eyes were sweating' ??

Conversation with almost 3yr old last week.

DD: Daddy fusted me.

Me: Daddy fussed you?

DD: Yep.

Me: Were you being bad?

DD Yep, being bad.

Me: Well then don't be bad next time and he won't fuss you.

DD:*screams* Nooooo

Me: Okay then, don't tattle when he fusses you again.

DD:Okay.

Omg Luna! I'd be scared after that. Sleep with one eye open and all. Haha

One day as I was tucking my 3 yr old into bed, he lovingly looked at me and said "mommy, you're gonna die soon", rolled over and went to sleep ? it's been two years and I'm still here so at least he was wrong lol

?? Celine Dion. Omg. Lol and the pickle moon haha

My son is a very picky eater.. I asked him one day "what do you want for dinner then?"

He said " I don't know, the meat I had at my dads"

I said " what was it ?"

His reply was " I don't know, something French .. Like Celine Dion"

I sat there a few minutes cause I couldn't figure out what the hell he was talking about..

Finally I realized he meant Filet Mignon.

I laughed so friggin hard..

They're both French and they rhyme!!

Ebeck3, that's hilarious! Reminds me of when I was a kid. My cousins and I used to tease my bratty cousin that we all came from our moms' belly buttons but she came from her mom's butt, because she was so mean. ?

I know everything bc I'm American says my 5yr old ?? lmao merica

My 8 year old telling a stranger "If my little brother is ugly when he comes out, I'm going to ask to have him put back in my moms butt. Maybe that will give him more time to get cuter" He also told a cop at his schools career day that I drink and drive. I always have a Diet Pepsi while in the car. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

My 5 year old starts yelling in the car months ago (maybe a year ago now) while we were driving at night "Look Mommy it's a pickle!!!" So I'm looking for a storm cloud shaped like a pickle or a sign with a pickle on it. She was calling the moon a pickle.. I have no idea where she got it from but she still calls it a pickle and thinks it's the funniest thing in the world.

My 4 year old says "girls can't wear tank tops cuz boys will kiss their shoulders"...exlpains school dress codes, I suppose

My two year old tells me it rains chocolate and calls it a chocolate shower. She thinks it's hilarious. ?

Omg pp that is so funny. My nephew is silly too. He keeps telling me his hands are sweaty from eating. I'm like ok then. Lol

When my tiny cousin Amelia was about 2, she started discovering body parts and was totally confused by her vagina. She kept asking if it was another butt. ?

My 3&1/2 year old always says "Andrews (his younger brother) is gonna kill me when he goes to sleep". It's cause I always say ugh Andrew you're killing me lol

Lol kids are hilarious!

"Mommy lost your mind." Yes darling, I have lost my mind.

I tried explaining gay marriage to my 7 year old and she cut me off mid sentence and said "ugh lets talk about this when I'm 12" and walked off.

When my niece was like 3 she came up to me and said "Auntie Taryn I don't wanna marry a douchebag." I lost it lol.