Has anyone... ...joined the mile high club? We're going on a kid free vacation in a couple months…

What is it? I feel so silly asking I should know lol ?

It's on my bucket list ?

Dh turns me down every time lol

@star it's sex on an airplane ?

lol I would never!?

Lol no thanks. Not how people are nosey and like to film people without their knowledge .

When I'm on an airplane I'm clinging to my seat for dear life definitely not thinking about sex ?

Do it! I want an update! ?

It grosses me out to think me or my child will need to use the restroom where 2 people have just exchanged bodily fluids in such a confined place. Who knows what their mess has touched. Ughhhh. ?

Sex on vacation somewhere comfy - like a hotel room surely is more appealing...?

More practical like where on the bed in the hotel where hundreds of others have also exchanged bodily fluids? ?

At least in a hotel there are fresh sheets (??) and you can wipe down surfaces you need to touch with Lysol.

In a tiny airplane bathroom- there isn't much you can't touch. You're practically forced to come in contact with all 4 walls.

I like my walls and surfaces sperm, STD and disease free. ?

We tried once on in a flight to California but were too large ?

I haven't flown in years I didn't realize the bathrooms were that small I don't think I've even used one on an airplane.

Girl hell no! Those bathrooms are small, not properly cleaned, and trust me when I tell you that the flight attendants know what's going on. Depending on the mood the FA is in, they could either just direct you back to your seat or they could tell the captain. If they tell the captain, it's very likely that the authorities will be waiting for y'all at the gate. It sounds like fun, but it's not even worth the risk!

Omg @queen now I'm too scared. I couldn't imagine having the authorities waiting for me when we get off ??

Those bathrooms are so small and stinky. At least do it at the beginning of the flight before it gets all stinky ?

Waiting for you when you get off???

Hopefully they won't be outside the bathroom door. ?

See what I did there? ??????

Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be? You think you're getting away with something and as soon as you deplane, the cops are waiting on you asking you to explain why you had sex in the bathroom. It's not exactly illegal, but the way the bathroom is set up sets you up for failure. One false move and the door can fly open and one or both of yall have your half naked asses out in the cabin for folks to see and in comes the indecent exposure charge!

I'm just here to follow. I don't think both my husband and I would fit. Haha. Also that's risky.

@cams ????

All you have to do to have sex on an airplane is argue with your SO or DH as if he was cheating like this : ??

https://youtu.be/tuiCQa7pfEo

Funniest video ever, would I do it? No.. lol

The thought of sex on a plane is not appealing to me. I'll pass ?

How does this even happen? You both walk into the bathroom together? Meet up? Give each other a signal? ?

Airplane bathrooms are ?

@king I don't know I was hoping someone on here had a good story to share about how they did it but I guess no one has lol.

I've done it in our seats during turbulence. ?? No one questioned the bouncing. ?

Imagine? ??

They have flight attendants by each bathroom.. don't think it's very possible

And yes definitely get charged with something if caught.

Trying to take DD to the toilet of the plane is difficult and I am usually small. I have thought about it, but I can't figure out how'd you'd do it. Plus, they might land the plane and you'd get arrested if your caught ?

How would one sneak into a bathroom that your SO is already in, without looking like a creep??

Hell no! I try to not drink a lot of liquid few hours before and during a flight just to avoid using those nasty bathrooms ? Can't imagine rubbing up against those walls eeeek.

Not in the cheap sh*t airlines I fly with.

I'd be more tempted to clean! Grubby planes.