I actually hide if I eat junk ? chocolate or like cookies.. and if I drink anything alcoholic I make sure it's clear coloured so it's not obviously something bad.

He's kind of a health freak and although he would never straight up tell me not to eat or drink anything bad..His judging eyes ruin it so I just do it when I am with my friends, family, or alone..... Or hide it from him.

I actually think it's not really funny it's kind of an issue but I have to chose my battles. Plus I guess realistically ..He's right to not approve

@serena I tried that once and was digging in my ass the next few days when it was growing back in ... Therefor .. Never again ?

I have stray hairs around my nips that I absolutely find mortifying, like dig myself a grave if he ever saw them. I pluck them. They would grow and grow if I let them like the hairs on my fracken head. They keep coming back, too. Kill me now...

That I sleep in. He thinks I could get a lot more done if I "don't sleep all day" so I set an alarm for 9 just to call him to let him know I'm up .. I got sick of the b**** ing lmao

I mean I wake up at 1030-11(who wouldn't if the baby sleeps till then ) then when baby goes back down for nap I go back down with him lol then wake up in time to clean the living room do the dishes and tidy up before he gets home from work lmao he no idea I sleep so much ? I stay up so late on babybump!!

Oh I also pluck the 'happy trail' I have on my belly ? just the really long ones... When I was heavily pregnant I just let the hair go and blamed it on the baby boy hormones ?

I obviously have a lot of body hair issues ?

Lmao I can't see to shave anything right now and mine said "the pregnancy hormones are making you grow hair like all the way to your ass hole!!!"

Well, I guess I can let him think that.

Mine doesn't know how late I stay up every night. I have insomnia and I rarely sleep but I know he would be really concerned about 2-4 hours of sleep.

Rofl I'm dying @ the bootyhole shave. I knew I wasn't alone.

@serena - oh yeah that too ? spread 'n shave!

Unfortunately when I was in L&d with my first nor second some I had to poop while having contractions so dh was in there with me with nurse right outside of door. Dh even had to do Curtasy flush cause I was in pain.

Dh jot know u am on here and he doesn't know when or how much I have tested through these last 16 and half years. Let's just say I should gave bought stock in the test market.

A bag of chocolate in my undie drawer. Hide them from my son as well

I have very dark arm hair and a lot of it. I was always super insecure as a child and I still am as an adult so I bleach it. He doesn't know about it and it's embarrassing. ?

He knows I wax my eyebrows, but those things get out of control if I wait too long! I tell him he can't look me in the eye when they're that bad, lol.

I thought BB WAS real life ???I've been deceived all this time!!

Go on BB. My husband has no idea that I have baby bump. He is free to use my phone and may see the icon on my screen, but he doesn't know about it. I'm currently pregnant and he knows that I have a tracker on my phone for the baby, but he doesn't know I use the forums. I don't hide it from him at all but I don't ever discuss it with him either. It's like my end of the night escape from my real life.

My love for Teen Mom ?

And that I have to shave my feet lol

Eat taco bell after I leave work and before picking up dd. I throw the bag away at publix when I'm picking up dinner ??

I'm with pp on lady stache. I have really dark hair so I have to shave it every day so no one knows.

But now that I gave birth and pooped during pushing I could care less what he sees now. That was modifying enough.

Rofl @ the chin hair comments. I get them, too. Just a few a month. Sometimes if it's a good one, I'll show my husband and say "Look at that MF!..just look at it!!". Lolollll I told him if I'm ever in the hospital or something, unable to pluck them myself, he better do it for me!

We've been friends for 10 years and in a relationship and living together for 6 years and I haven't pooped in front of him once. ??

Eat ridiculous amounts of pez. For real.

When I poop. I mean, obviously he knows I do.. But he is NOT allowed to be my witness. ?

Definitely plucking my chin hairs. He knows I have some but it's mortifying that I have to do it in the first place

I pluck my chiny, chin, chin.??

He knows, but he's never SEEN. Ya dig?

There's nothing I hide from him, but plenty of things I wouldn't want him watching me do lol.

I pluck the caterpillars in which are my eyebrows. ?

I commented on a poll the other day, my hubby doesn't know that I shave my lady stache ?