My 5 year old has a girlfriend lol

My 5 year old has a girlfriend lol

So I just said to my 5 year old that boys are gross cause he literally farted on my head he responded with girls are gross. I said one day u will like girls and started talking about having a girlfriend. He replied I already have a girlfriend it’s Maddie from his class. Now I knew this girl had a crush on him cause she always wants to sit next to him at their morning meeting and one day I gave him a hug and kiss goodbye and she then tried to hug and kiss him!! I’m telling u this child cracks me up lol